Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Hey, Look, Two Dogs Doin' It!


1. Ugh. The only thing worse than a drag queen solo performance is a drag queen duet.

2. "Thanks, Secret Service. I'll take this one."

3. "Hold me closer, you chalk-faced whore."

4. Klingon mating rituals can be fierce, but also have moments of tenderness.

5. I don't wanna be around when they both unhinge their jaws and go at it.



Best of  metalgarth
It drove Han Solo crazy when Chewbacca used the Millenium Falcon's nav computer to download wookie porn.

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Wow that feels good....and it's only Halfway Inn!"

Best of  GregMan
Big deal, another well-hung black man doing it to a blonde white woman, like they've never made a pr0n0 like that before...

Best of  prince of leaves
At the last moment, M'Chel thought better of draining the lifeforce from this one...respectable people don't consume horse.

Best of Spin
"Make it lass, don't be Swift wid me"

Best of  Dr. Doom
What happened next wasn't pretty. It went down in the annuls of history as "The Revenge of the Chalk Faced Whores"...

Best of  Spineless Vertebrae
M'Chel would claim she cheated on the president because she need someone more manly.

11 comments:

blue said...

"Why Barry, you brought me a Columbian hooker! How sweet!!"

metalgarth said...
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metalgarth said...

It drove Han Solo crazy when Chewbacca used the Millenium Falcon's nav computer to download wookie porn.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"Wow that feels good....and it's only Halfway Inn!"

royalessays.co.uk said...

This is incredibly good

GregMan said...

Big deal, another well-hung black man doing it to a blonde white woman, like they've never made a pr0n0 like that before...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Taylor gets a lesson in "Ow to speak ebonics."
Remember... incomplete sentences, and sprinkle dem with dat and dis. Pout your lips and look sullen. No, mumble more, girl.

-OR-

Don't worry, at the rate your handler's are turning you into an interracial media whore, you'll be knocked up in no time, child.

prince of leaves said...

At the last moment, M'Chel thought better of draining the lifeforce from this one...respectable people don't consume horse.

Spin said...

"Make it lass, don't be Swift wid me"

Dr. Doom said...

What happened next wasn't pretty. It went down in the annuls of history as "The Revenge of the Chalk Faced Whores"...

Spineless Vertebrae said...

M'Chel would claim she cheated on the president because she need someone more manly.