1. Ugh. The only thing worse than a drag queen solo performance is a drag queen duet.
2. "Thanks, Secret Service. I'll take this one."
3. "Hold me closer, you chalk-faced whore."
4. Klingon mating rituals can be fierce, but also have moments of tenderness.
5. I don't wanna be around when they both unhinge their jaws and go at it.
Best of metalgarth
It drove Han Solo crazy when Chewbacca used the Millenium Falcon's nav computer to download wookie porn.
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Wow that feels good....and it's only Halfway Inn!"
Best of GregMan
Big deal, another well-hung black man doing it to a blonde white woman, like they've never made a pr0n0 like that before...
Best of prince of leaves
At the last moment, M'Chel thought better of draining the lifeforce from this one...respectable people don't consume horse.
Best of Spin
"Make it lass, don't be Swift wid me"
Best of Dr. Doom
What happened next wasn't pretty. It went down in the annuls of history as "The Revenge of the Chalk Faced Whores"...
Best of Spineless Vertebrae
M'Chel would claim she cheated on the president because she need someone more manly.