1. One of the more popular gimmicks on Gavin Newsom's show was the use of the "Perspective of a 14 year old Illegal Immigrant Tranny-Cam."
2. "Yes, they're Mojitos, but if you'd like something even gayer, I can mix up some Appletinis."
3. The room seems to be sinking to the left... much like California's economy,
4. Wow, that's almost a full day's supply of liquor behind Newsom. Almost a full day.
5. I didn't know you had to get a microphone drunk before you could deep throat it.
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Here ya go, gents. Now, wanna meet some Colombian hookers?
But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given.
ORA The Princess Bride
No worries, she's only listing a little. Our ship's captain would have sounded an alarm if we were in any danger. Here, have a drink.
"Alan didn't put anything in that drink, right?" Asked a worried Phil.
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