Friday, April 20, 2012

He Took The Job For the Microphone

Al Gore Hires Gavin Newsome

1. One of the more popular gimmicks on Gavin Newsom's show was the use of the "Perspective of a 14 year old Illegal Immigrant Tranny-Cam."

2. "Yes, they're Mojitos, but if you'd like something even gayer, I can mix up some Appletinis."

3. The room seems to be sinking to the left... much like California's economy,

4. Wow, that's almost a full day's supply of liquor behind Newsom. Almost a full day.

5. I didn't know you had to get a microphone drunk before you could deep throat it.


Dactyl said...

Here ya go, gents. Now, wanna meet some Colombian hookers?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given.
ORA The Princess Bride

Carpe Phlogiston said...

No worries, she's only listing a little. Our ship's captain would have sounded an alarm if we were in any danger. Here, have a drink.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"Alan didn't put anything in that drink, right?" Asked a worried Phil.