1. "I haven't had this much fun since I went to Lilith Fair in 1996 with Rachel Maddow and Liz Kagan."
2. "Yeah, I bet you'll never see Ann Romney suck a jell-o shot out of the navel of a Colombian Whore!"
3. "Dammit, why can't the Secret Service set *me* up with some hookers!"
4. And on Friday the 13th, the Witches Sabbath, all the covens would gather together to dance and praise their Dark Master.
5. "No, I didn't say 'I wish the DJ would put some rap on,' let me repeat it for you."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston Entertainment Tonight Hillary with her zombie date at the after hour party at the Haitian Embassy.
Best of GregMan Hillary grins as she is about to decapitate another stay-at-home mom.
Best of HLam As the drunk in the corner chants "Skin to win! Skin to win!", the rest of the male customers race for the exit.
Best of metalgarth Never fails. As soon as the band starts playing "Brown eyed girl" a bunch of drunk old skanks take over the dance floor.
Best of Dr. Doom Ms. Clinton, seen here in happier times, at the Hugo Chavez re-election party in 2004...
Best of Son Of The Godfather Subby, control your prom date, please.
Best of Rodney Dill Overheard: "I don't care who she is, I'm not payin' $47.00"
Best of Dactyl And if you order Girls Gone Wild in the next ten minutes, we'll throw in Menopausal Politicians Gone Wild absolutely free!!
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"I'm gonna party like I'm $19.99."
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Billary crossover, from paid govt shill to paid corporate shill...
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Double Meanings #254:
Letting yourself go.
Entertainment Tonight
Hillary with her zombie date at the after hour party at the Haitian Embassy.
What do you mean that the Secret Service won't pay for my services?
Hillary grins as she is about to decapitate another stay-at-home mom.
As the drunk in the corner chants "Skin to win! Skin to win!", the rest of the male customers race for the exit.
The singles bar scene in Hell pretty much speaks for itself
Never fails. As soon as the band starts playing "Brown eyed girl" a bunch of drunk old skanks take over the dance floor.
If the cast of "Sex in the City" were real people, this is what they'd look like.
Ms. Clinton, seen here in happier times, at the Hugo Chavez re-election party in 2004...
"If by some miracle I get a man drunk enough to have sex with me, I expect the government to pay for my contraceptives!"
Hillary was in Havana?
Okay, I know America has recently developed a serious cougar fetish, but, for the love of God people, step back and take a breath.
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Hillary and her coven celebrate making their first zombie.
Ms. Clinton really let her hair down on the diplomatic mission to Cuba. She hit the dance floor exclaiming, "Come on comrades let's party like it's 1957!".
vw: ickca insuca - Bill Clinton's version of Hakuna Matata
Subby, control your prom date, please.
Bill puts on his dress and his blonde wig and tries to get lucky.
overheard: "I don't care who she is, I'm not payin' $47.00"
Channeling Elaine Benes
And if you order Girls Gone Wild in the next ten minutes, we'll throw in Menopausal Politicians Gone Wild absolutely free!!
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