Monday, April 16, 2012

Get Down, Madame Secretary

I know who pointed me at this but I can't remember her alias


1. "I haven't had this much fun since I went to Lilith Fair in 1996 with Rachel Maddow and Liz Kagan."

2. "Yeah, I bet you'll never see Ann Romney suck a jell-o shot out of the navel of a Colombian Whore!"

3. "Dammit, why can't the Secret Service set *me* up with some hookers!"

4. And on Friday the 13th, the Witches Sabbath, all the covens would gather together to dance and praise their Dark Master.

5. "No, I didn't say 'I wish the DJ would put some rap on,' let me repeat it for you."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston Entertainment Tonight Hillary with her zombie date at the after hour party at the Haitian Embassy.


Best of GregMan Hillary grins as she is about to decapitate another stay-at-home mom.


Best of HLam As the drunk in the corner chants "Skin to win! Skin to win!", the rest of the male customers race for the exit.

Best of metalgarth Never fails. As soon as the band starts playing "Brown eyed girl" a bunch of drunk old skanks take over the dance floor.


Best of Dr. Doom Ms. Clinton, seen here in happier times, at the Hugo Chavez re-election party in 2004...


Best of Son Of The Godfather Subby, control your prom date, please.


Best of Rodney Dill Overheard: "I don't care who she is, I'm not payin' $47.00"

Best of Dactyl And if you order Girls Gone Wild in the next ten minutes, we'll throw in Menopausal Politicians Gone Wild absolutely free!!

19 comments:

Rodney Dill said...


"I'm gonna party like I'm $19.99."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Billary crossover, from paid govt shill to paid corporate shill...
♫ ♩ Raise your hands if you're SURE ♬ ♪

-OR-

Double Meanings #254:
Letting yourself go.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Entertainment Tonight
Hillary with her zombie date at the after hour party at the Haitian Embassy.

blue said...

What do you mean that the Secret Service won't pay for my services?

GregMan said...

Hillary grins as she is about to decapitate another stay-at-home mom.

HLam said...

As the drunk in the corner chants "Skin to win! Skin to win!", the rest of the male customers race for the exit.

metalgarth said...

The singles bar scene in Hell pretty much speaks for itself

metalgarth said...

Never fails. As soon as the band starts playing "Brown eyed girl" a bunch of drunk old skanks take over the dance floor.

metalgarth said...

If the cast of "Sex in the City" were real people, this is what they'd look like.

Dr. Doom said...

Ms. Clinton, seen here in happier times, at the Hugo Chavez re-election party in 2004...

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"If by some miracle I get a man drunk enough to have sex with me, I expect the government to pay for my contraceptives!"

blue said...

Hillary was in Havana?

Anonymous said...

Okay, I know America has recently developed a serious cougar fetish, but, for the love of God people, step back and take a breath.

-OR-

Hillary and her coven celebrate making their first zombie.

JohnS1959 said...

Ms. Clinton really let her hair down on the diplomatic mission to Cuba. She hit the dance floor exclaiming, "Come on comrades let's party like it's 1957!".

vw: ickca insuca - Bill Clinton's version of Hakuna Matata

Son Of The Godfather said...

Subby, control your prom date, please.

RonF said...

Bill puts on his dress and his blonde wig and tries to get lucky.

Rodney Dill said...

overheard: "I don't care who she is, I'm not payin' $47.00"

Rodney Dill said...

Channeling Elaine Benes

Dactyl said...

And if you order Girls Gone Wild in the next ten minutes, we'll throw in Menopausal Politicians Gone Wild absolutely free!!