I know who pointed me at this but I can't remember her alias
1. "I haven't had this much fun since I went to Lilith Fair in 1996 with Rachel Maddow and Liz Kagan."
2. "Yeah, I bet you'll never see Ann Romney suck a jell-o shot out of the navel of a Colombian Whore!"
3. "Dammit, why can't the Secret Service set *me* up with some hookers!"
4. And on Friday the 13th, the Witches Sabbath, all the covens would gather together to dance and praise their Dark Master.
5. "No, I didn't say 'I wish the DJ would put some rap on,' let me repeat it for you."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Hillary with her zombie date at the after hour party at the Haitian Embassy.
Best of GregMan
Hillary grins as she is about to decapitate another stay-at-home mom.
Best of HLam
As the drunk in the corner chants "Skin to win! Skin to win!", the rest of the male customers race for the exit.
Best of metalgarth
Never fails. As soon as the band starts playing "Brown eyed girl" a bunch of drunk old skanks take over the dance floor.
Best of Dr. Doom
Ms. Clinton, seen here in happier times, at the Hugo Chavez re-election party in 2004...
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Subby, control your prom date, please.
Best of Rodney Dill
Overheard: "I don't care who she is, I'm not payin' $47.00"
Best of Dactyl
And if you order Girls Gone Wild in the next ten minutes, we'll throw in Menopausal Politicians Gone Wild absolutely free!!