Blame Al
2. "After years of swallowing mainstream media Democrat talking points without question, drinking urine just came naturally."
3. "Well, I've been orally servicing Bill Maher for years and it's the only thing that covers up the taste."
4. Andrew Sullivan was appalled. "Gross! That urine came from ladyparts!"
5. It may taste awful, but look how hawt it keeps her.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
When Gomez Addams runs into financial trouble, Thing gets a job at the nearby sanitarium serving drinks to tranquilized patients.
Best of metalgarth
Reason #1 to be suspicious of "Quarter Beer Night"
Best of Kaptain Krude
It's okay; I got it from this homeless dork in a red jacket down at the park. He kept calling me 'Rachel' and commenting on my man-hands.
Best of Submariner
hmmmm, piquant bouquet... asparagras last night?
Best of Spin
Stirred not shaken I assume
Best of prince of leaves + 1
Man, Maria Shriver just isn't taking the divorce well at all.
Best of Submariner
A "hair of the dog" is a bit different after a night at the Folsom Street Fair.
Best of Double the U
"Charlie and The Chocolate Factory", the delete scene.
Best of Dr. Doom
Dateline Washington: The Obama Administration announced today that Timothy Geithner has been replaced by Bear Grylls as Secretary of the Treasury. Mr Grylls immediately announced that the situation is dire and consumers should take drastic measures to ensure their survival...
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Yo, Dub, did this picture come right out of your scrapbook? :D
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When Gomez Addams runs into financial trouble, Thing gets a job at the nearby sanitarium serving drinks to tranquilized patients.
Reason #1 to be suspicious of "Quarter Beer Night"
It does have a little wang to it.
It's okay; I got it from this homeless dork in a red jacket down at the park. He kept calling me 'Rachel' and commenting on my man-hands.
hmmmm, piquant bouquet... asparagras last night?
ORA
Sweet - diabetes!
I'm gonna guess she's a Democrat.
Stirred not shaken I assume
Man, Maria Shriver just isn't taking the divorce well at all.
Pam tried her best, but "One girl, one Old-Fashioned glass" was widely derided as derivative...and not a little off-putting even compared to the original.
Hey VTK - give this a (+1) please.
prince of leaves said...
Man, Maria Shriver just isn't taking the divorce well at all.
11:33 PM
Oh, and thanks for the blame ;-)
How Helen Thomas got her good looks...
Thawt bubble; "Damn! V the K's beer tastes like p!ss..."
A "hair of the dog" is a bit different after a night at the Folsom Street Fair.
"Charlie and The Chocolate Factory", the delete scene.
Jonestown Thawtbubble: Oh for the love of the mothership, Reverend Jim promised us Koolaid!
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Thawtbubble: OMG this tastes dreadful!. Wish I hadn't lost the URL to that homeopathic blog. Did the fine print say the FDA "has" or "has not" approved the health claims??
Dateline Washington:
The Obama Administration announced today that Timothy Geithner has been replaced by Bear Grylls as Secretary of the Treasury. Mr Grylls immediately announced that the situation is dire and consumers should take drastic measures to ensure their survival...
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