Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Even More Gross

Yes, that glass contains exactly what it looks like


Blame Al

1. "What kind of urine goes with dog," wondered the SCOAMF.
 2. "After years of swallowing mainstream media Democrat talking points without question, drinking urine just came naturally."
 3. "Well, I've been orally servicing Bill Maher for years and it's the only thing that covers up the taste."
 4. Andrew Sullivan was appalled. "Gross! That urine came from ladyparts!"
 5. It may taste awful, but look how hawt it keeps her.




Best of Carpe Phlogiston
When Gomez Addams runs into financial trouble, Thing gets a job at the nearby sanitarium serving drinks to tranquilized patients.

Best of metalgarth
Reason #1 to be suspicious of "Quarter Beer Night"

Best of Kaptain Krude
It's okay; I got it from this homeless dork in a red jacket down at the park. He kept calling me 'Rachel' and commenting on my man-hands.

Best of Submariner
hmmmm, piquant bouquet... asparagras last night?

Best of Spin
Stirred not shaken I assume

Best of prince of leaves + 1
Man, Maria Shriver just isn't taking the divorce well at all.

Best of Submariner
A "hair of the dog" is a bit different after a night at the Folsom Street Fair.

Best of Double the U
"Charlie and The Chocolate Factory", the delete scene.

Best of Dr. Doom
Dateline Washington: The Obama Administration announced today that Timothy Geithner has been replaced by Bear Grylls as Secretary of the Treasury. Mr Grylls immediately announced that the situation is dire and consumers should take drastic measures to ensure their survival...

17 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Yo, Dub, did this picture come right out of your scrapbook? :D

-OR-

When Gomez Addams runs into financial trouble, Thing gets a job at the nearby sanitarium serving drinks to tranquilized patients.

metalgarth said...

Reason #1 to be suspicious of "Quarter Beer Night"

Passionate Conservative said...

It does have a little wang to it.

Kaptain Krude said...

It's okay; I got it from this homeless dork in a red jacket down at the park. He kept calling me 'Rachel' and commenting on my man-hands.

Submariner said...

hmmmm, piquant bouquet... asparagras last night?

Submariner said...

ORA

Sweet - diabetes!

Shayne said...

I'm gonna guess she's a Democrat.

Spin said...

Stirred not shaken I assume

prince of leaves said...

Man, Maria Shriver just isn't taking the divorce well at all.

prince of leaves said...

Pam tried her best, but "One girl, one Old-Fashioned glass" was widely derided as derivative...and not a little off-putting even compared to the original.

Anonymous said...

Hey VTK - give this a (+1) please.

prince of leaves said...
Man, Maria Shriver just isn't taking the divorce well at all.

11:33 PM


Oh, and thanks for the blame ;-)

Submariner said...

How Helen Thomas got her good looks...

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Damn! V the K's beer tastes like p!ss..."

Submariner said...

A "hair of the dog" is a bit different after a night at the Folsom Street Fair.

Double the U said...

"Charlie and The Chocolate Factory", the delete scene.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Jonestown Thawtbubble: Oh for the love of the mothership, Reverend Jim promised us Koolaid!

-OR-

Thawtbubble: OMG this tastes dreadful!. Wish I hadn't lost the URL to that homeopathic blog. Did the fine print say the FDA "has" or "has not" approved the health claims??

Dr. Doom said...

Dateline Washington:

The Obama Administration announced today that Timothy Geithner has been replaced by Bear Grylls as Secretary of the Treasury. Mr Grylls immediately announced that the situation is dire and consumers should take drastic measures to ensure their survival...