Sunday, April 15, 2012

Enough Is Enough!

I have had it with these mother-f-cking Sikhs on this mother f-cking train.


10 comments:

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

The hard part is getting the enemy to line up beside the tracks; other than that the "Commuter Express Charge" is a great tactic.

--OR--

"Don't you know we're riding
On the Gurdwara Express..."

--OR--

Oddly enough, this is not considered going off the rails on a crazy train in the Pujab.

Spin said...

The Fashion Police will never take them alive.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Inside the TSA Training Academy-
After implementing a series of politically correct, grade-on-a-curve, leave no one behind, teach to the test policies, Janet Napolitano could truthfully report that the recruits were able to find every carefully hidden box cutter.

-OR-

India's Transportation Safety Dept. never has a problem finding crash dummies for their overloaded train impact tests.

-OR-

Ow!
My apologies.
Well, watch that thing!
Oooch! Point it downwards!
Eeek! You dolt, that's my good toe!
Sorry Sahib.
Gaaa! Stop waving that around!
Whoops! There goes my last finger... I'm all thumbs today.
Typical commuter conversation on the Anandpur Shuttle.

Rodney Dill said...

Mom! He's touching me.

Rodney Dill said...

HASSAN CHOP!

Rodney Dill said...

"Drink up Shriners!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Nine out of ten Sikhs agree: Not shaving keeps their blades nice and sharp.

-OR-

The Al Sharpton Underground Railroad rolls into Florida ready to incite another mob.

Dr. Doom said...

TSA Agent Final Exam:

These subjects were allowed on the plane without screening because (choose the best answer):
a) Profiling them as potential terrorists would be culturally insensitive.
b) Their religious emblems are permissible carry on items.
c) They claimed to be undercover Justice Department operatives.
d) None of them are attractive females.

prince of leaves said...

TSA undercover infiltrators display the dangerous weapons they were able to smuggle in via their rectums. Janet Napolitano instituted mandatory body cavity searches for all travelers the following day.

Steve O said...

It baffles me. Sikh trains are NEVER hijacked, even though everyone on board is carrying a long, sharp kirpan!