1. "And after church, we're all going out for Skittles and Iced Tea."
2. "Hey, Allahu Ak... I mean Happy, um, what is it, Easter?"
3. "Daddy, you said there'd be crackers at the church, but all there were were some dumb pieces of bread."
4. "I miss Reverend Wright's Easter services... like when he talked about nailing white people to the cross. Remember that daddy?"
5. "Man, if that sermon was only a quarter right, we're all in deep shit."
6. "So, how much money did you 'redistribute' from the collection plate, daddy?"
7. M'Chel: "Boy, I'ma be so glad when that shit is over with for another four years. I need a vacation!"
8. "Daddy, why wasn't the cross in that church hanging upside down over a pentagram soaked in pig's blood like the one at DNC headquarters?"
9. "Just sayin', daddy, that was a real cheap ass gift you left for Mr. and Mr. Barney Frank."
10. "Daddy, don't be silly, Mommy's not sucking c-cks in Hell, she's right here."
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Daddy, I'm pregnant and the father is this boy from Florida that I met in Mexico named Trayvon.....
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Daddy, did the Easter Bunny really vote for you?
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da four Obama girls our for a walk
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"Daddy, why did that preacher keep pointing at you when he was talking about the Anti-Christ?"
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Daddy, I'm pregnant and the father is this boy from Florida that I met in Mexico named Trayvon.....
Everybody holding hands but the Mr & Mrs.......
Daddy, did the Easter Bunny really vote for you?
"Just smile, and it will all be over soon. That's what I kept thinking on the night your mama and I got married."
@Chronos- She probably won't let him get near her purse. He's black, you know. I hear there's a stereotype going around.
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Girls, in the old days, the missionaries used to come to us. Sometimes we had them for lunch. Literally.
da four Obama girls our for a walk
“Oops, I’m being photographed leaving a Christian church! I’ll have to let Iran get the bomb to make up for my apostasy.”
Also it looks like the First Dog left pawprints all over the First Lady’s dress.
"Daddy, why did that preacher keep pointing at you when he was talking about the Anti-Christ?"
"Daddy, will they have a human sacrifice here like our regular Church of Dagon?"
POTUS: "Wow, Reverend Wright really gives a great sermon!"
FLOTUS: "Yeah, especially that part about Amerikkka's buzzards coming home to roost - what do you suppose he meant by that?"
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