Sunday, April 08, 2012
Election Year Church Expedition
1. "And after church, we're all going out for Skittles and Iced Tea."
2. "Hey, Allahu Ak... I mean Happy, um, what is it, Easter?"
3. "Daddy, you said there'd be crackers at the church, but all there were were some dumb pieces of bread."
4. "I miss Reverend Wright's Easter services... like when he talked about nailing white people to the cross. Remember that daddy?"
5. "Man, if that sermon was only a quarter right, we're all in deep shit."
6. "So, how much money did you 'redistribute' from the collection plate, daddy?"
7. M'Chel: "Boy, I'ma be so glad when that shit is over with for another four years. I need a vacation!"
8. "Daddy, why wasn't the cross in that church hanging upside down over a pentagram soaked in pig's blood like the one at DNC headquarters?"
9. "Just sayin', daddy, that was a real cheap ass gift you left for Mr. and Mr. Barney Frank."
10. "Daddy, don't be silly, Mommy's not sucking c-cks in Hell, she's right here."
Best of blue
Daddy, I'm pregnant and the father is this boy from Florida that I met in Mexico named Trayvon.....
Best of Censors Hip
Daddy, did the Easter Bunny really vote for you?
Best of blue
da four Obama girls our for a walk
Best of GregMan
"Daddy, why did that preacher keep pointing at you when he was talking about the Anti-Christ?"