Friday, April 27, 2012

Arrrgh! Levitating Bear!

Surely this is the work of Satan! 




Best of Adriane
Dang it All!!! Lion and Tiger set me up!!


Best of dadoctah
Great Moments In History, 1958: Officer Hanna and Officer Barbera get a brilliant idea.


Best of Rodney Dill
You knew the Sanford Police had stepped up their game when they put a bear in the air.

Best of Dr. Doom
A perfect metaphor for the economy under the Obama Administration -- a bear -- a tranquilized bear -- a tranquilized bear plummeting...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The rope is barely visible in this blurry photo, but the ranger says Yogi had been depressed for some time after Boo-boo ran off with his pic-a-nik basket.


Best of kg
Not the picture Barney Frank was hoping for when he googled 'bears' and 'men in uniform'.


Best of Spineless Vertebrae
"We get it, Andrew, you're an apex predator."


Best of Rodney Dill
A Kodiak Moment



26 comments:

Adriane said...

Dang it All!!! Lion and Tiger set me up!!

dadoctah said...

Great Moments In History, 1958: Officer Hanna and Officer Barbera get a brilliant idea.

Rodney Dill said...

You knew the Sanford Police had stepped up their game when they put a bear in the air.

Rodney Dill said...

Date night in Livonia

Rodney Dill said...

Bear: "I can fly"
Police: "HE CAN TALK!"

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

A perfect metaphor for the economy under the Obama Administration -- a bear -- a tranquilized bear -- a tranquilized bear plummeting...

GregMan said...

"Up there! It's a bird! It's a plane! HOLY SH1T IT'S A FLYING BEAR!!!"

GregMan said...

"Bears don't grow on trees, you know. Oh, hey, wait..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Season 5 Episode 1
The Fringe Division is called in to investigate hovering bears.

-OR-

The rope is barely visible in this blurry photo, but the ranger says Yogi had been depressed for some time after Boo-boo ran off with his pic-a-nik basket.

kg said...

Not the picture Barney Frank was hoping for when he googled 'bears' and 'men in uniform'.

Anonymous said...

"Once again the strength of the East German Women's gymnastics team made the Olympic judges suspicious.

blue said...

Boo Boo watched in horror as Yogi fell into the Park Rangers trap.

Snowdog said...

Riots sparked across the Muslim world today as Tosh.0 shows a clip of Muhammed in a bear suit. Will Comedy Central never learn?

Kaptain Krude said...

Ang Lee's remake of The Matrix didn't involve homosexual cowboys, but it did get a little weird. Weird even for Ang.


wv: plostred inastogi - plastered in a stogy?

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"We get it, Andrew, you're an apex predator."

Kaptain Krude said...

"The Force is strong in this one," Vader mused.

Jack Reacher said...

Hang there all you want; a floating bear is still not a bull.

Rodney Dill said...

Sharpton: "RACIST's... you're only bouncing black bears."

Submariner said...

Yogi hated being the pinata for Mr. Ranger's nephew's birthday parties...

Rodney Dill said...

Russian Bear Roulette

Rodney Dill said...

If you’ve ever had a relative die, right after sayin’ “Hey Y’all, Watch This.” (and “Hold mah beer!”) You just may be a redneck.

-Jeff Foxworthy

Rodney Dill said...

A Kodiak Moment

Rodney Dill said...

People who participated in innocent childhood games, such as tether-cat, gravitated to more dangerous pastimes as adults.

Rodney Dill said...

The amazing thing about a dancing bear is not how gracefully it dances, but that is dances at all.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

RIP YOGI
Poor Yogi only wanted to go to college. Tombstone to read: "Good at levitating... jaywalking, not so much."