Proving once again - You just can't go wrong posting gratuitous fake lesbian photos on Thursday Babes.
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Unfortunately, this photo was the incriminating evidence Dean Wormer needed to have Beth and Janet arrested for theft of the admin office's wall clock.
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Ashleigh didn't mind that Laura kept "accidentally" dribbling strawberry daiquiri on her boobs. Being blonde, she didn't even notice a pattern.
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NBC announces that the R-rated "Two Boobs & a Pizza" is in their fall lineup, and for the first time in the history of television - before the season begins - a line forms on the Nielson Rating chart.
Confucius says: Fool who miscategorizes political or religious affiliations is gullible enough to buy research paper off Internet. Waves to Anonymous. Did I pour salt on a wound? Don't shoot the messenger. FYI, brainiac, I'm not part of either side's dumbed down masses, just an equal opportunity lampoonist. You'd know that if you'd read more than a couple of my comments. Nine out of 10 doctors suggest you skip over all of mine if you find them so disturbing... or more likely, painfully on target.
A Visual Dailey Double, Subby. How much do you wish to wager? "I'll bet it all Alex!" Very well. What does this THIS picture represent? "What happened after a few rounds of jello shots and midway through a game of Strip Twister at my last party, Alex..."
Subby, agnosticism is the hanging chad of religiousity. Me, I have no doubts... today's religions just popularize barbaric mythology. As far as the Druids go, Roman rumor had it those ancient holy dudes were a lot like today's priests... you might say they lived during the Sandusky Era of the Iron Age. Mine is an esoteric coven that practices ailurobatraquomancy. We divine the future by watching cats chase frogs. It would seem our outspoken little anonymous is one of those darned hallucinating novitiates of pyrospatilomantism*, and probably practices late night novocentomancy** as well.
* = divination by studying flaming feces **= getting divine guidance by dialing 1-900 TV psychics
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Sometimes on Twink Tuesday it's hard to spot the trans-gendered.
Proving once again - You just can't go wrong posting gratuitous fake lesbian photos on Thursday Babes.
-OR-
Unfortunately, this photo was the incriminating evidence Dean Wormer needed to have Beth and Janet arrested for theft of the admin office's wall clock.
-OR-
Ashleigh didn't mind that Laura kept "accidentally" dribbling strawberry daiquiri on her boobs. Being blonde, she didn't even notice a pattern.
-OR-
NBC announces that the R-rated "Two Boobs & a Pizza" is in their fall lineup, and for the first time in the history of television - before the season begins - a line forms on the Nielson Rating chart.
Solving unwanted pregnacy problems one lick at a time.
Who allowed that religious zealot Santorum to write the headline for this picture?
pregnaNcy not pregnacy
Alt Caption: Who allowed that bloviating addict Limbaugh to write the headline for this picture?
And, yes, I know it's only Wednesday. Sweetie accidentally bought decaf coffee.
Who allowed that flaming liberal piece if fecal matter Carpe on this site/
Confucius says: Fool who miscategorizes political or religious affiliations is gullible enough to buy research paper off Internet.
Waves to Anonymous. Did I pour salt on a wound? Don't shoot the messenger. FYI, brainiac, I'm not part of either side's dumbed down masses, just an equal opportunity lampoonist. You'd know that if you'd read more than a couple of my comments. Nine out of 10 doctors suggest you skip over all of mine if you find them so disturbing... or more likely, painfully on target.
Ooh, ooh, Mistah Carpe! Mistah Carpeh! Pick me! I know this one! I know this one!
Agnostic Druid?
Rachel Madow was intrigued by her internet search results.
How most NeoCons imagine a typical "study session" in all Liberal Arts dorm rooms...
A Visual Dailey Double, Subby. How much do you wish to wager?
"I'll bet it all Alex!"
Very well. What does this THIS picture represent?
"What happened after a few rounds of jello shots and midway through a game of Strip Twister at my last party, Alex..."
Subby, agnosticism is the hanging chad of religiousity. Me, I have no doubts... today's religions just popularize barbaric mythology.
As far as the Druids go, Roman rumor had it those ancient holy dudes were a lot like today's priests... you might say they lived during the Sandusky Era of the Iron Age.
Mine is an esoteric coven that practices ailurobatraquomancy. We divine the future by watching cats chase frogs.
It would seem our outspoken little anonymous is one of those darned hallucinating novitiates of pyrospatilomantism*, and probably practices late night novocentomancy** as well.
* = divination by studying flaming feces
**= getting divine guidance by dialing 1-900 TV psychics
I may not be able to describe "art." But I know it when I see it. This would have been art excet they were too heaviuly clothed...
I can hear the ocean!
This one time at cheerleader camp?
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