Thursday, March 22, 2012

You Are Naughty and You Must Be Spanked

1. "All I said was 'Women should pay for their own birth control.'"

2. "Good, good, now spit in her mouth," ordered the Secretary of State.

3. "Newt Gingrich promises to spank the deficit like a dirty, dirty slut." The ad that almost saved his campaign.

4. Meanwhile in Rush Limbaugh's personal slut harem.

5. It's almost worth marrying into the Clinton family just for the Bachelor Party.


blue said...

Hilary's "special" secret service agents

Carpe Phlogiston said...

One side of conversation:
This is Marnie, my tutor.
It's recess?


VtheK's Charades
1 word
Rhymes with... Spanks
Touches finger to nose, points to correct guesser!

Spin said...

January Jones and Progressive Flo... Dayum!

VW = atemt constre

Kaptain Krude said...

"Oh! Hi honey! You're home early! And you brought your boss home! Without calling first! *nervous laugh* Well, um, I suppose you're wondering what my yoga teacher is doing here in the bedroom?"

And then the bow-chicka-wow music kicked in.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Oops! Didn't I mention I was hosting a private lingerie party?


That's very interesting, George... apparently ED isn't your problem after all, you perv.


Babu actually looks forward to reincarnation, so he can come back and say, "You very bad girl, Geri, very very bad girl."
ORA Seinfeld

Merovign said...

That's funny, I don't *feel* naughty.

Spineless Vertebra said...

The Veronicas' new CD cover was more erotic than usual.