1. "All I said was 'Women should pay for their own birth control.'"
2. "Good, good, now spit in her mouth," ordered the Secretary of State.
3. "Newt Gingrich promises to spank the deficit like a dirty, dirty slut." The ad that almost saved his campaign.
4. Meanwhile in Rush Limbaugh's personal slut harem.
5. It's almost worth marrying into the Clinton family just for the Bachelor Party.
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Hilary's "special" secret service agents
One side of conversation:
Daddy!?
This is Marnie, my tutor.
It's recess?
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VtheK's Charades
1 word
Rhymes with... Spanks
Skanks?
Touches finger to nose, points to correct guesser!
January Jones and Progressive Flo... Dayum!
VW = atemt constre
"Oh! Hi honey! You're home early! And you brought your boss home! Without calling first! *nervous laugh* Well, um, I suppose you're wondering what my yoga teacher is doing here in the bedroom?"
And then the bow-chicka-wow music kicked in.
Oops! Didn't I mention I was hosting a private lingerie party?
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That's very interesting, George... apparently ED isn't your problem after all, you perv.
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Babu actually looks forward to reincarnation, so he can come back and say, "You very bad girl, Geri, very very bad girl."
ORA Seinfeld
That's funny, I don't *feel* naughty.
The Veronicas' new CD cover was more erotic than usual.
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