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So......is that a "no" to anal?
Damn lefties, always wanting concessions. "Go ahead take that side of the bed"
With some women, the onset of PMS is really easy to spot.-OR-What?? We were on a break!ORA Friends-OR-I can't tell you the number of times Sweetie's done that with her eyes.-OR-WTF? Oh, right, the garbage. I'm on it, babe!-OR-Lingerie. Gun. Typical woman... mixed messages.
Alternate Universe #36ALast thing Trayvon Martin saw after trying to stiff his "White Hispanic Escort"
Put the toilet seat down, right now or I'll shoot off your....
I don't care if Spike Lee did tweet my address. *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
Well, match.com screwed me again!
I've got your chalk-faced whore right here byotch....
Oh, so you're gonna go Makarov on me? I thought your, "CoD: IRL" phase was over? Obviously not, now go shoot the Russian mailman so you can make me some breakfast.
Okay, okay, take it easy! Go right ahead and *tell* me about Ron Paul!
OK, OK,Sometimes "No" means "No."Got it.
You're right. It WAS my turn to provide the protection...
But I thought it was the "right to arm bares." Isn't she wearing too much?
Call me kooky, but I think she'd be more convincing if she were wearing fur and using a two-handed isosceles stance.
Say; I have a novel idea - why don't YOU control the remote tonight, dear?
"You're right, Princess; those AREN'T the 'droids I'm looking for!""See, Obi Wan? Jedi mind tricks are not required..."
See? Sometimes it *is* okay if the hot scantily-clad babe isn't the first thing you notice.
"Now, tell me again that my underwear makes me look fat, dub."
Typical Flickr user: "Nice bokeh."
"Dear Guns & Ammo: I never thought this would happen to me..."
Yep, I've got the little woman trained pretty well. I say jump, she asks how... she's right behind me, isn't she?
"Hey, take it easy. I just said I'd like to plumb the severability of your mandate."
"Okay, so no sale on the term papers. Got it."
In Flagrante DelictoChuck Lorre's first draft of Charlie Sheen's demise had his head explode "like a balloon full of meat" when Rose caught him with 3 beach bunnies. Lorre changed that to a subway accident: "No balloon ever made is as big as Sheen's head and I want realism."
Ok, go ahead and tell me about Ron Paul....
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