1. Obama's economy has gotten so bad, Barney Frank's boyfriend was forced to lay-off seven of his manwhores.
2. New recruiting poster for the post-Don't Ask Don't Tell military.
3. "Does Anderson Cooper really need this many interns?"
4. ORA: And then Army of Mom came by and selected her prom dates.
5. "Thanks to all that testosterone-suppressing soy we ate in public school lunches, not one of us can muster up a single chest hair."
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"Wal-Mart Crane Game Addicts Anonymous", Crocs are optional.
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That many six-packs will require an alcohol beverage license
WV is starting to show self awareness - rydner idmism
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Troi's replicator could never quite make perfect clones of her favorite inflatable rubber cowboy, but she learned to live with the variety.
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Is this the line for the My Fair Lady auditions?
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The Fire Island Community Action Players held a casting call today for the lead in their new production of "Funny Girl..."
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"Okay, you get the motorcycle cop uniform. Now, who wants to be an Indian chief?"
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"Is this the ferry for Fire Island? We all just saw Mrs. Obama naked, and we're looking to be with our kind now."
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"Wal-Mart Crane Game Addicts Anonymous", Crocs are optional.
"Little Angels of the RNC" line up at the entrance to a Planned Parenthood Clinic and harass distraught women seeking help by chanting "sluts and whores, we'll close the doors!" Santorem, Romney, Gingrich and Limbaugh all claim credit for the "religio-terrorist" act.
That many six-packs will require an alcohol beverage license
WV is starting to show self awareness - rydner idmism
Troi's replicator could never quite make perfect clones of her favorite inflatable rubber cowboy, but she learned to live with the variety.
Representative Frank's retirement from Congress has been very hard on certain sectors of the economy. But you won't see that reported on CNN...
Hot damn! Not a mom jean on the lot of them ...
Is this the line for the My Fair Lady auditions?
The Fire Island Community Action Players held a casting call today for the lead in their new production of "Funny Girl..."
When she woke up this morning, AoM mumbled something about "the Welfare line" and hurried out the door without making breakfast...
These guys must ALL be really good friends; every one of them gave someone the shirt off his back...
Interesting: I wispered "Tossed Salads at Mickey D's for $3.49 and the line just grew like this...
"Okay, you get the motorcycle cop uniform. Now, who wants to be an Indian chief?"
"Is this the ferry for Fire Island? We all just saw Mrs. Obama naked, and we're looking to be with our kind now."
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