Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Tuesday Night Line-Up


1. Obama's economy has gotten so bad, Barney Frank's boyfriend was forced to lay-off seven of his manwhores.

2. New recruiting poster for the post-Don't Ask Don't Tell military.

3. "Does Anderson Cooper really need this many interns?"

4. ORA: And then Army of Mom came by and selected her prom dates.

5. "Thanks to all that testosterone-suppressing soy we ate in public school lunches, not one of us can muster up a single chest hair."


Best of metalgarth
"Wal-Mart Crane Game Addicts Anonymous", Crocs are optional.

Best of Spin
That many six-packs will require an alcohol beverage license

WV is starting to show self awareness - rydner idmism

Best of prince of leaves
Troi's replicator could never quite make perfect clones of her favorite inflatable rubber cowboy, but she learned to live with the variety.

Best of Dactyl
Is this the line for the My Fair Lady auditions?

Best of Submariner
The Fire Island Community Action Players held a casting call today for the lead in their new production of "Funny Girl..."

Best of dadoctah
"Okay, you get the motorcycle cop uniform. Now, who wants to be an Indian chief?"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Is this the ferry for Fire Island? We all just saw Mrs. Obama naked, and we're looking to be with our kind now."

15 comments:

metalgarth said...
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metalgarth said...

"Wal-Mart Crane Game Addicts Anonymous", Crocs are optional.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Little Angels of the RNC" line up at the entrance to a Planned Parenthood Clinic and harass distraught women seeking help by chanting "sluts and whores, we'll close the doors!" Santorem, Romney, Gingrich and Limbaugh all claim credit for the "religio-terrorist" act.

Spin said...

That many six-packs will require an alcohol beverage license

WV is starting to show self awareness - rydner idmism

prince of leaves said...

Troi's replicator could never quite make perfect clones of her favorite inflatable rubber cowboy, but she learned to live with the variety.

Dr. Doom said...

Representative Frank's retirement from Congress has been very hard on certain sectors of the economy. But you won't see that reported on CNN...

Definitely Not Adriane Nope, Nope, Nope said...

Hot damn! Not a mom jean on the lot of them ...

Dactyl said...

Is this the line for the My Fair Lady auditions?

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

The Fire Island Community Action Players held a casting call today for the lead in their new production of "Funny Girl..."

Submariner said...

When she woke up this morning, AoM mumbled something about "the Welfare line" and hurried out the door without making breakfast...

Submariner said...

These guys must ALL be really good friends; every one of them gave someone the shirt off his back...

Submariner said...

Interesting: I wispered "Tossed Salads at Mickey D's for $3.49 and the line just grew like this...

dadoctah said...

"Okay, you get the motorcycle cop uniform. Now, who wants to be an Indian chief?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Is this the ferry for Fire Island? We all just saw Mrs. Obama naked, and we're looking to be with our kind now."