Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Too Bad It's a Chevy, 'Cos I So Wanted to do the 'Ford Escape UR DOIN' IT WRONG' Caption.

Schneider


1. Looks like Earl misunderestimated the correct dose of horse tranq on his latest victim.

2. In Arkansas, this is known as camping.

3. "Ah swear none o' this was here when I passed out last night."

4. Meanwhile, in the Sporting Goods Department, "I need some deboning tools, a shovel, and some tarpaulin."

5. "I knew we shoulda made that left turn at Albuquoique."


Best of GregMan
"Boy howdy, that was one wild party at Rick Santorum's campaign headquarters last night!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"Dangit, there goes that new car smell. I wouldn't use the cigarette lighter for a few minutes, Cousin."

Best of GregMan
In an attempt to counter the ratings success of Discovery's "Moonshiners", History Channel's "Crystal Meth Labs" pushed the envelope once again.

Best of jj
Jimmy Hoffa wakes up from his 36 year nap...

Best of prince of leaves
After much research, the Scooter Store finally found a Social Security Disability compliant vehicle stout enough to carry around the woman in the previous caption.

Best of Dr. Doom
In Arkansas, this is known as camping. In west Virginia, this is known as dating...

Best of Kaptain Krude
Neville slowly opened his eyes and gazed uncomprehendingly at the unknown roof. Slowly stirring, he managed to get one barely responding arm out of the opening and gazed at the unfamiliar surroundings. Where in the world had Luna Portkeyed him to now?

Best of Dactyl
Hey, you kids get off my lawn!!

13 comments:

GregMan said...

"Boy howdy, that was one wild party at Rick Santorum's campaign headquarters last night!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

While Bubba ran the 'shine, Elroy was drinking all their profits.

-OR-

"Dangit, there goes that new car smell. I wouldn't use the cigarette lighter for a few minutes, Cousin."

GregMan said...

In an attempt to counter the ratings success of Discovery's "Moonshiners", History Channel's "Crystal Meth Labs" pushed the envelope once again.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Miss Manners responds:
Put children who constantly whine, "are we there, yet?" in an uncarpeted cargo space, then take a few sharp turns and a pot-holed dirt road at 50mph. You'll be amazed how docile they become.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Rural Entreprenuership
Yes, ma'am, this here's the O-ficial County Fair Mobile Kissing Booth. Pay me a dollar, I'll even do tongue!

-OR-

To Meter Maid: Ocifer, yes I am fallin down drunk, and that is a handicap. pprbbttt

jj said...

Jimmy Hoffa wakes up from his 36 year nap...

prince of leaves said...

After much research, the Scooter Store finally found a Social Security Disability compliant vehicle stout enough to carry around the woman in the previous caption.

prince of leaves said...

I second the headline - had it been an old Ford Bronco, this would have made for some great "OJ of the Ozarks" captions.

prince of leaves said...

2015: As the Obama Depression wore on, Americans evolved innovative new housing solutions such as this "trailer park" of out-of-gas cars in Smithville, Arkansas.

Dr. Doom said...

In Arkansas, this is known as camping. In west Virginia, this is known as dating...

Kaptain Krude said...

Neville slowly opened his eyes and gazed uncomprehendingly at the unknown roof. Slowly stirring, he managed to get one barely responding arm out of the opening and gazed at the unfamiliar surroundings. Where in the world had Luna Portkeyed him to now?

Kaptain Krude said...

Neville slowly opened his eyes and gazed uncomprehendingly at the unknown roof. Slowly stirring, he managed to get one barely responding arm out of the opening and gazed at the unfamiliar surroundings. Where in the world had Luna Portkeyed him to now?

Dactyl said...

Hey, you kids get off my lawn!!