Tuesday, March 13, 2012

There is a truly horrible story behind this one

A Truly Horrible Story


Watch out for the Rancor Pit in her basement



Best of Dactyl
There *is* a truly terrible story here, and that chair should be the one to tell it.

Best of Spin
Hey, Fat Tuesday was two weeks ago. At least we were drunk then!

Best of prince of leaves
The horrifying true secret of where "pink slime" *really* comes from.

Best of Shayne
Boy, it looks like Rosie O'Donnell has taken off a few pounds!

Best of Rodney Dill
Voted least popular "Where's Waldo" picture.

Best of GregMan
The truly horrible part is that the cat was named Dub.

Best of GregMan
"I think the federal government should pay for my Doritos!"

Sandra Fluke's sister also got to testify before congress, but for some reason did not get enough media coverage.

Best of Whacko
"Have princess Leia bathed and shaved and brought to me with a couple gallons of BBQ sauce."

Best of blue
Doesn't heed free birth control

Best of Steve O
I'm guessing the eHarmony profile pics are from the shoulders up.

Best of Passionate Conservative
"That's no moon..."

Best of Dr. Doom
Dub called her fat - so she ate him...

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

Billie the Exterminator's next challenge.

blue said...

WOW, you could do her & she wouldn't know it!!

Dactyl said...

There *is* a truly terrible story here, and that chair should be the one to tell it.

Spin said...

...and ya'll thought 'Twink Tuesday' was bad...

Spin said...

Hey, Fat Tuesday was two weeks ago. At least we were drunk then!

prince of leaves said...

The horrifying true secret of where "pink slime" *really* comes from.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

That there is the mother of all muffin tops.

-OR-

The horrible story mentioned her boyfriend "going down on her." I'm guessing he's a spelunker.

-OR-

The horrible story mentioned her boyfriend "going down on her" so I wonder if he hums the tune to "Mission Impossible?"

-OR-

On the plus side (pardon the pun) she could make a plus size model look almost anorexic.

-OR-

Tarpaulins R Us patron. Sherwin Williams stands to make a small fortune if she switches to bodypaint.

Shayne said...

Boy, it looks like Rosie O'Donnell has taken off a few pounds!

Rodney Dill said...

Inside every fat woman, there's 4 or 5 skinny ones waiting to get out.

Rodney Dill said...

"I... ate... a... baby...
and 2 dozen twinkies, 4 whole fried chickens, a ham, 5 loaves of bread, and a VW bug."

Rodney Dill said...

After all the folds were examined the remains of Jimmy Hoffa were finally found.

Rodney Dill said...

Voted least popular "Where's Waldo" picture.

Rodney Dill said...

"It crawls.... It creeps.... It eats you alive!"

(ORA)
maybe not that obscure.

Rodney Dill said...

Celluheavy

GregMan said...

The truly horrible part is that the cat was named Dub.

GregMan said...

"I think the federal government should pay for my Doritos!"

Sandra Fluke's sister also got to testify before congress, but for some reason did not get enough media coverage.

Whacko said...

"Have princess Leia bathed and shaved and brought to me with a couple gallons of BBQ sauce."

Anonymous said...

Not to mention the little black kid that slid from her back to under her folds......

-Oiao

blue said...

Doesn't heed free birth control

Steve O said...

I'm guessing the eHarmony profile pics are from the shoulders up.

Rodney Dill said...

Gives a different meaning to 'Plowing the back 40.'

Rodney Dill said...

Objects in rear are larger than they appear.

abdominal exercise equipment said...

WTF?

sonicfrog said...

Well, there's the answer to the question "Where's Waldo".

Passionate Conservative said...

"That's no moon..."

Dr. Doom said...

Dub called her fat - so she ate him...

Submariner said...

Dub's High School Yearbook pictures goes a long way towards explaining her comments all these months...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

BTW, where is Dub, anywho? Been strangely silent of late. Maybe Dr. Doom's right?
Then again, maybe Dub's golden shower fetish finally shorted out his computer.

Dactyl said...

After her boyfriend goes down on her, does he just leave the scuba gear in there or what?

satted said...

You think she paints her own toe nails?