Watch out for the Rancor Pit in her basement
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There *is* a truly terrible story here, and that chair should be the one to tell it.
Best of Spin
Hey, Fat Tuesday was two weeks ago. At least we were drunk then!
Best of prince of leaves
The horrifying true secret of where "pink slime" *really* comes from.
Best of Shayne
Boy, it looks like Rosie O'Donnell has taken off a few pounds!
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Voted least popular "Where's Waldo" picture.
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The truly horrible part is that the cat was named Dub.
Best of GregMan
"I think the federal government should pay for my Doritos!"
Sandra Fluke's sister also got to testify before congress, but for some reason did not get enough media coverage.
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"Have princess Leia bathed and shaved and brought to me with a couple gallons of BBQ sauce."
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Doesn't heed free birth control
Best of Steve O
I'm guessing the eHarmony profile pics are from the shoulders up.
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"That's no moon..."
Best of Dr. Doom
Dub called her fat - so she ate him...
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Billie the Exterminator's next challenge.
WOW, you could do her & she wouldn't know it!!
There *is* a truly terrible story here, and that chair should be the one to tell it.
...and ya'll thought 'Twink Tuesday' was bad...
Hey, Fat Tuesday was two weeks ago. At least we were drunk then!
The horrifying true secret of where "pink slime" *really* comes from.
That there is the mother of all muffin tops.
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The horrible story mentioned her boyfriend "going down on her." I'm guessing he's a spelunker.
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The horrible story mentioned her boyfriend "going down on her" so I wonder if he hums the tune to "Mission Impossible?"
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On the plus side (pardon the pun) she could make a plus size model look almost anorexic.
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Tarpaulins R Us patron. Sherwin Williams stands to make a small fortune if she switches to bodypaint.
Boy, it looks like Rosie O'Donnell has taken off a few pounds!
Inside every fat woman, there's 4 or 5 skinny ones waiting to get out.
"I... ate... a... baby...
and 2 dozen twinkies, 4 whole fried chickens, a ham, 5 loaves of bread, and a VW bug."
After all the folds were examined the remains of Jimmy Hoffa were finally found.
Voted least popular "Where's Waldo" picture.
"It crawls.... It creeps.... It eats you alive!"
(ORA)
maybe not that obscure.
Celluheavy
The truly horrible part is that the cat was named Dub.
"I think the federal government should pay for my Doritos!"
Sandra Fluke's sister also got to testify before congress, but for some reason did not get enough media coverage.
"Have princess Leia bathed and shaved and brought to me with a couple gallons of BBQ sauce."
Not to mention the little black kid that slid from her back to under her folds......
-Oiao
Doesn't heed free birth control
I'm guessing the eHarmony profile pics are from the shoulders up.
Gives a different meaning to 'Plowing the back 40.'
Objects in rear are larger than they appear.
WTF?
Well, there's the answer to the question "Where's Waldo".
"That's no moon..."
Dub called her fat - so she ate him...
Dub's High School Yearbook pictures goes a long way towards explaining her comments all these months...
BTW, where is Dub, anywho? Been strangely silent of late. Maybe Dr. Doom's right?
Then again, maybe Dub's golden shower fetish finally shorted out his computer.
After her boyfriend goes down on her, does he just leave the scuba gear in there or what?
You think she paints her own toe nails?
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