Friday, March 23, 2012

That's Not a Happy Meal




Best of Dactyl
People who are missing get their pictures on milk cartons. People we *wish* were missing...


Best of Spin
Not a meal for the chalk-faced at heart


Best of Rodney Dill
A McWookie with flies.


Best of prince of leaves
So, now we know what McDonalds had to do to win that Obamacare waiver.


Best of jimmy
The Pink Slime is apparently the least of our problems.


Best of dadoctah
Next month: unveiling the McArugula burger.


Best of Cat Whisperer
McDonald passes on Davis Guggenheim’s design for a new Happy Meal.


Best of Kaptain Krude
Here's a depressing thought: that mug is going to be in our landfills for the next 10,000 years. You're welcome, people of the future!


Best of Submariner
A half-black poser,
Special tax,
Bail outs,
Acorn,
Packers,
Unions,
And a wife with especially big buns...


Best of metalgarth
Suddenly, McPatterson's doesn't seem so bad


THreadwinner jj
I can't believe that nobody's yet commented about McDonald's new McRib logo...

34 comments:

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Super Sized!

Anonymous said...

Are they renaming them from "Freedom Fries" to "Slavery Fries"?

Robert said...

I'm not hungry, now.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Your way of getting an ass just as huge as Michelle's!

Kaptain Krude said...

The 55 gallon trash can is a drink cup that features the other end of M'chel'l.

Dactyl said...

Just enforcing the new federal diet guidelines, one un-appetized consumer at a time.

Dactyl said...

People who are missing get their pictures on milk cartons. People we *wish* were missing...

Spin said...

Not a meal for the chalk-faced at heart

Anonymous said...

When everyone is required to pay for meals with government issued food stamps no one will dare complain about the ever increasingly bizarre health and diet regulations.

Kaptain Krude said...

Oh! I get it! It's the new ad campaign by Burger King to drive sales away from McDonald's. It all makes sense now!

Rodney Dill said...

A McWookie with flies.

Anonymous said...

The Soylent Green Burger was all the rage at Mc Govnolds during King Obama's 5th 4 year term in office.

- Vote NOBAMA

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Meanwhile, back in Uganda or Somewhere.....

prince of leaves said...

So, now we know what McDonalds had to do to win that Obamacare waiver.

prince of leaves said...

Taking a cue from the Burger King ice-cream cover foofooraw, immigrants from Kashykk rioted for three days until McDonald's removed the graven image from their packaging.

prince of leaves said...

Two dark, beady eyes
Bitter looks
Racial gripes
Pricey vacays
And a pair of big buns

Rodney Dill said...

Michelle Obama announces her new Regurge Program to condition youth to not jump to fast food choices so fast. Early indicators are that the program is working quite well,

Rodney Dill said...

An unfortunate side effect was Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton suing McDonalds for using black people as fast food filler.

jimmy said...

The Pink Slime is apparently the least of our problems.

Dr. Doom said...

Order Taker: "Welcome to McGovernment's how can I serve you?"
Tax Payer: "I'd like the single payer with extra surplus cheese please"
Order Taker: "Would you like generations of crushing debt with that?"

dadoctah said...

Next month: unveiling the McArugula burger.

captcha: onclust oncentec. Santa calls to his affirmative-action reindeer.

Merovign said...

While incredibly unpopular, McDonald's new dietary guideline reminder was effective in reducing the customer's waistline, almost instantaneously.

PS may I stab captcha now?

Anonymous said...

McDonald's just released a quarterly earnings statement that blamed a decline in profits on having to hire 50,000 more janitors to clean the stores after this promotion was started.

GregMan said...

In Soviet Amerikkka, Happy Meal eats you.

Anonymous said...

The new McWookie meal is presented

Anonymous said...

Ooops Mr. Dill, I Didnt read up..sorry. Wasn't copying...just like minded.
Ahhemm
The BigWookie meal is presented

Cat Whisperer said...

McDonald passes on Davis Guggenheim’s design for a new Happy Meal.

Kaptain Krude said...

Here's a depressing thought: that mug is going to be in our landfills for the next 10,000 years. You're welcome, people of the future!

Submariner said...

...and the cups come with famous Obamessiah sayings:
"57 states."
"Rev Wright is my pastor but I didn't listen to a thing he said for 20 years..."
"My grannie is a typical white woman."
"I'm a natural born citizen..."

Submariner said...

...and NO; you can only have it MY way.

Submariner said...

A half-black poser,
Special tax,
Bail outs,
Acorn,
Packers,
Unions,
And a wife with big buns...

metalgarth said...

Suddenly, McPatterson's doesn't seem so bad

Rodney Dill said...

All your ass are belong to us.

jj said...

I can't believe that nobody's yet commented about McDonald's new McRib logo...

...usual Diane disclaimer...