Sunday, March 04, 2012

Teh Truth

SoCal Robert@ GayPatriot

12 comments:

blue said...

"....I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, and I have never had sex with any women!!"

prince of leaves said...

"If you want to know the truth about my background, you're a paranoid conspiracy-monger.

If you want to know the seedy, sealed divorce details or tax problems of any of my political opponents...hell...all ya gotta do is ask!"

Anonymous said...

"I don't see much future for the Americans ... it's a decayed country. And they have their racial problem, and the problem of social inequalities ... my feelings against Americanism are feelings of hatred and deep repugnance."

Submariner said...

"...an' I'm gonna take it to the man, an' I'm gonna..."
>blink< not union workers?
"As I was saying; I will exascerbate the taxation to those wealthy citizens aligned with a personal accountability ideation towards..."

Submariner said...

"I wanna know who the frak took M'Chel's eatin' shovels and I wannna know NOW!"

Submariner said...

An I have a three word message for all you red staters that are thinking about voting against me:

Chicago Style Politics.

You THINK about that.

Submariner said...

"God BLESS America?"
NO!
I say to you Gaia d**n Amerikka!

Submariner said...

Forget dealing with the rat race.
Forget "keeping up with the Jones'"
Forget taking care of yourself.

That's what the government is here for...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Democratic Value System Then & Now
Putting minorities & illegals above the majority, gaming the system, tax and spend, parasitism, repressive political correctness, nanny state big government


Old Republican Value System
Small government, independence, national pride, freedom of speech, ethics, hard work, philanthropy, Made in USA, brief idiotic flirtation with McCarthyism


New Republican Value System
Putting the 1% above the majority, status quo, stonewalling, gaming the system, deregulation to permit even more profiteering, imposing morality on all, a bible in every pot, Made Anywhere Cheap



Hello, my name is Carpe and I'm a RINO, a
Rational
Irreligious
Nonpartisan
Oldtimer

Submariner said...

And then we're going to Michigan!
And then we're going to California!
And then we're going to Washington!
Yeeeaaaarrrrrugala!

Dr. Doom said...

The Obama Axiom:

If you want to retain your high office... you must buy the votes of an ignorant electorate with free condoms...

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