Sunday, March 11, 2012

Some Announcements

1. On Monday I am starting a new job, so ... captioning will be even more irregular than it had been lately while I get the lay of the land at the new office.

2. Also, Book 11 of Worlds Apart went up Saturday.

22 comments:

prince of leaves said...

New genetically-modified baked potatoes generate their own sour cream.

prince of leaves said...

Sol was disappointed when the rabbi deemed his prize potato un-kosher.

Mcgyver said...

I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
Right. Sensual

dadoctah said...

Sure I like French fries, but not *that* damned French!

Kaptain Krude said...

Lay of the land? Oh, so you met Luisa, too, eh?

Rodney Dill said...

Tuber? I don't even know her.

metalgarth said...

And they laughed I told them I gene spliced a potato specifically for San Francisco grocery stores

Whacko said...

Cliff Claven had brought a lot of misshapen vegetables into Cheers but this beat them all.

dadoctah said...

Mrs Kettering had pilgrims lining up for miles to see the miraculous potato that some said looked just like a certain part of Jesus.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

That's NOT allah, but it's a great big metaphor for those who think he'd support extermination of infidels.

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I'm not mashing that.
Well I'm not mashing it!
Let's get Rosie O'Donnell to mash it... she'll mash anything masculine.

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Once you've gone white potato, you never go back.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

This Week on FOX News: First grader Tommy Fastbinder was suspended from Heebert Hoober Elementary School for bringing an obscene potato to Show & Tell... not for saying it looked like the "uncle" mommy wrestled with while daddy was at work.

Submariner said...

Where did you THINK "Lay's Potato Chips" come from?

Submariner said...

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "a loaded baked potato" doesn't it?

Submariner said...

I'll bet AoM doesn't prefer rice any more...

Submariner said...

Better lube 'er fer Goober's tuber...

Submariner said...

Wonder what flavor Stoly THAT is gonna make?

Anonymous said...

Since they couldn't afford birth control, a lot of female law students at Georgetown discovered the real reason some woman were happy to be kept in the kitchen.

Vinneh

USMC2841 said...

Sandra Fluke now seeks farm subsidies.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Anybody else wonder if VtheK lists "world renowned blogger" on his CV?


BTW, clever optical illusion... toothpick attaches glans to shaft thus creating Mr. Potato's "Head"

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Midnight Ramblings said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Dicktater...

Dr. Doom said...

Little Jimmy took third place in the science fair with his project, Organic Vibrating Potato, but his invention was number one in Mommy's book for weeks to come...