1. On Monday I am starting a new job, so ... captioning will be even more irregular than it had been lately while I get the lay of the land at the new office.
This Week on FOX News: First grader Tommy Fastbinder was suspended from Heebert Hoober Elementary School for bringing an obscene potato to Show & Tell... not for saying it looked like the "uncle" mommy wrestled with while daddy was at work.
Since they couldn't afford birth control, a lot of female law students at Georgetown discovered the real reason some woman were happy to be kept in the kitchen.
Little Jimmy took third place in the science fair with his project, Organic Vibrating Potato, but his invention was number one in Mommy's book for weeks to come...
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New genetically-modified baked potatoes generate their own sour cream.
Sol was disappointed when the rabbi deemed his prize potato un-kosher.
I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
Right. Sensual
Sure I like French fries, but not *that* damned French!
Lay of the land? Oh, so you met Luisa, too, eh?
Tuber? I don't even know her.
And they laughed I told them I gene spliced a potato specifically for San Francisco grocery stores
Cliff Claven had brought a lot of misshapen vegetables into Cheers but this beat them all.
Mrs Kettering had pilgrims lining up for miles to see the miraculous potato that some said looked just like a certain part of Jesus.
That's NOT allah, but it's a great big metaphor for those who think he'd support extermination of infidels.
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I'm not mashing that.
Well I'm not mashing it!
Let's get Rosie O'Donnell to mash it... she'll mash anything masculine.
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Once you've gone white potato, you never go back.
This Week on FOX News: First grader Tommy Fastbinder was suspended from Heebert Hoober Elementary School for bringing an obscene potato to Show & Tell... not for saying it looked like the "uncle" mommy wrestled with while daddy was at work.
Where did you THINK "Lay's Potato Chips" come from?
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "a loaded baked potato" doesn't it?
I'll bet AoM doesn't prefer rice any more...
Better lube 'er fer Goober's tuber...
Wonder what flavor Stoly THAT is gonna make?
Since they couldn't afford birth control, a lot of female law students at Georgetown discovered the real reason some woman were happy to be kept in the kitchen.
Vinneh
Sandra Fluke now seeks farm subsidies.
Anybody else wonder if VtheK lists "world renowned blogger" on his CV?
BTW, clever optical illusion... toothpick attaches glans to shaft thus creating Mr. Potato's "Head"
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Caption This = "I host Catnip"
Dicktater...
Little Jimmy took third place in the science fair with his project, Organic Vibrating Potato, but his invention was number one in Mommy's book for weeks to come...
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