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Bald Guy: M'Chel said I could borrow this outfit from her closet to wear in the parade since you already snagged the gold outfit for your coronation speech.-OR-pssst, your fly's undone... Going commando, huh? Is it already Bawney Fwank's birthday?-OR-Undercover Secret Service Agent: pssst, the butler stabbed Miss Marple in the drawing room with a butter knifeO: Thanks! I get so confused when I have to think for myself.
"Fred, Mardi Gras beads at AIPAC? Ditch 'em." Vinneh
“Our plan is working perfectly, Mr. President. With everyone focused on the contraception issue, no one has noticed the Rogaine Mandate in ObamaCare.”
"Somebody, um, get this, duuuh, zombie off of, uh, me!"
"Hey Prez, how'd the phone call go with that Fluke chick? Line up any dates?"
Obama autographs yet another copy of his latest bestseller "Gay Like Me".
"No, I don't see any infection, just a little wax buildup. I'm going to prescribe some eardrops."
"Limbaugh sleeps with the fishes"shouldn't be ORA
Obama sighed with disappointment. While Picard's offer was tempting, being married to a Klingon makes the down-low just a little too risky.
"Look Sheriff Joe is onto us", related the President, "I need you to find someone, anyone, who can properly forge a birth certificate..."
Sorry sir, its only temporary until the Secret Service gets your regular earpiece working again.
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