Tuesday, March 06, 2012

Sad Vlad

Best of prince of leaves
"Oh, sorry...got a little Stalinst nostalgia in my eye there..."

Best of dadoctah
Karaoke night at the Kremlin went off the rails when someone did "Last Game of the Season (A Blind Man in the Bleachers)".

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
He always gets a little misty-eyed watching those tanks and missles roll past.

Best of Dr. Doom
After witnessing riots at one polling station, Mr. Putin laments his lack of crossbow bolts and dreams of things that might have been...

Best of Submariner
Saying "Goodbye" to the last bottle of Stoly always put a damper on a weekend at Vlad's.

Best of Jack Reacher
Putin was misty-eyed at the news he made it to Caption This. None of his advisers had the courage to tell him it was on a Tuesday.

Best of metalgarth
I never get any threadwinners or best ofs anymore.

Best of GregMan
"My old communist comrade Barry Soetero is destroying Amerikkka from within, I managed to steal this election without being caught, and my f#ckbuddy Sandra Fluke will get her birth control for free... it's all going so much better than I could have hoped for."

Best of Submariner
Thawt bubblinskyi; "I remember shooting MY first peasant..."

21 comments:

prince of leaves said...

"Oh, sorry...got a little Stalinst nostalgia in my eye there..."

academia research said...

Oh...He is really sad((((

dadoctah said...

Karaoke night at the Kremlin went off the rails when someone did "Last Game of the Season (A Blind Man in the Bleachers)".

Anonymous said...

(Thought bubble) My only hope is Obama will be able to use my cheating and voter fraud the way I do.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtbubblinski: Must have a hanging chad in my eye.

-OR-

Thawtbubblinski: Dang, I can never remember the daily secret sign for "round up and detain the protesters." Do I wipe my eye or scratch my balls??
Sounds of loud gunfire
Ooops! Guess it was scratch my balls.


-OR-

He always gets a little misty-eyed watching those tanks and missles roll past.

-OR-

So many gulags, so little time.

Dr. Doom said...

After witnessing riots at one polling station, Mr. Putin laments his lack of crossbow bolts and dreams of things that might have been...

Submariner said...

Saying "Goodbye" to the last bottle of Stoly always put a damper on a weekend at Vlad's.

Submariner said...

...and then Comrade Ivanov informed him the Newt won in Georgia, USA.

Vlad laughed.

No one has seen Comrade Ivanov since Tuesday evening.

Dactyl said...

"I can't believe 'academic research' got past the spam guard already!"

Jack Reacher said...

Putin was misty-eyed at the news he made it to Caption This. None of his advisers had the courage to tell him it was on a Tuesday.

metalgarth said...

I never get any threadwinners or best ofs anymore.

GregMan said...

"I miss Bush."

GregMan said...

"My old communist comrade Barry Soetero is destroying Amerikkka from within, I managed to steal this election without being caught, and my f#ckbuddy Sandra Fluke will get her birth control for free... it's all going so much better than I could have hoped for."

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Thawt bubblinskyi; "I remember shooting MY first peasant..."

Submariner said...

Vlad finishes judging the "Miss Stalingrad Pageant."

Submariner said...

Everyone gets teary-eyed at the ending of "Old Yeller." Of course in this case it was the life story of Mao...

Submariner said...

Typical reaction to finding out a busful of lawyers went off a cliff.


With an empty seat...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

If that isn't the wimpiest flip of the bird I don't know what is.

-OR-

Putin's so lazy, he phones in his sloppy hand salutes.

Submariner said...

450 votes for me in a village that only had 213 residents? I'm so proud they wanted me that much...

Submariner said...

Coming to Pravda this fall:
"Psychskyi"