Best of Spineless Vertebrae
Four hours after Tim finally snatched him, Elmo hung himself for reasons unknown.
Best of metalgarth
Meet Tim, the first person to ever "lose his shirt", literally at the crane game.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
vWhat? Haven't you ever been out shopping in your skivvies only to find you have to rescue your kid from a vending machine?
Best of GregMan
"Oh man, I almost had my maturity there!"
Best of Dr. Doom
Tyrone was tall, handsome, sensitive, and racially progressive. He had almost gotten that 'special' toy for her on his last try... and then Dawn woke up...
Best of Dactyl
Best of Spin
"C'mon, daddy needs a new pair of Crocs"
Best of Submariner
Sheesh! How long IS the wait at this Shoney's?
Best of Kaptain Krude
Woody gasped in horror, and turned to Buzz Lightyear. "Run, this guy looks to be even worse than Sid! And there's none of those little space guys around to run interference this time! We're doomed!"
This better not be an ORA