Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Peeps of Walmert Wednesday

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Best of Spineless Vertebrae
Four hours after Tim finally snatched him, Elmo hung himself for reasons unknown.

Best of metalgarth
Meet Tim, the first person to ever "lose his shirt", literally at the crane game.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
vWhat? Haven't you ever been out shopping in your skivvies only to find you have to rescue your kid from a vending machine?

Best of GregMan
"Oh man, I almost had my maturity there!"

Best of Dr. Doom
Tyrone was tall, handsome, sensitive, and racially progressive. He had almost gotten that 'special' toy for her on his last try... and then Dawn woke up...

Best of Dactyl
Crocs? Really?

Best of Spin
"C'mon, daddy needs a new pair of Crocs"

Best of Submariner
Sheesh! How long IS the wait at this Shoney's?

Best of Kaptain Krude
Woody gasped in horror, and turned to Buzz Lightyear. "Run, this guy looks to be even worse than Sid! And there's none of those little space guys around to run interference this time! We're doomed!"



This better not be an ORA

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Playing "strip dragline" against the machine seemed like a good idea at the time.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Tim was determined to prove he could grab the Elmo doll, no matter how many days he had to sleep at Walmart.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Four hours after Tim finally snatched him, Elmo hung himself for reasons unknown.

metalgarth said...

Meet Tim, the first person to ever "lose his shirt", literally at the crane game.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

What? Haven't you ever been out shopping in your skivvies only to find you have to rescue your kid from a vending machine?

-OR-

Night security is used to this on Wal-mart's Really Really Casual Fridays. What else is there to do while the little woman is roaming the aisles in search of beer and chips?

-OR-

Tony is an example of someone who has grown way too comfortable with a laid back lifestyle.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Other 1%
Meet Flloyd, that person the Labor Dept. refers to who isn't just chronically unemployed but has given up looking for job.

GregMan said...

Another Obama economic advisor looks for a solution to the Great Recession.

GregMan said...

"Oh man, I almost had my maturity there!"

Dr. Doom said...

Tyrone was tall, handsome, sensitive, and racially progressive. He had almost gotten that 'special' toy for her on his last try... and then Dawn woke up...

Dactyl said...

Crocs? Really?

Anonymous said...

Him think: 'Uugh, which toy to sodomize?'

- Oiao

Spin said...

"C'mon, daddy needs a new pair of Crocs"

Rodney Dill said...

Don't forget your hat

Submariner said...

ORA:

Somone forgot his towel...

Submariner said...

Sheesh! How long IS the wait at this Shoney's?

Submariner said...

I wondered what Ward Churchill had been doing since his "Little Eichmans" days...

Kaptain Krude said...

Woody gasped in horror, and turned to Buzz Lightyear. "Run, this guy looks to be even worse than Sid! And there's none of those little space guys around to run interference this time! We're doomed!"



This better not be an ORA