Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Oh, Have You Met Lydia


Best of Dactyl
And the Kindle edition of Lydia is only 99 cents!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Does she come in Braille?

Best of prince of leaves
"Hepatitis? Sorry, I don't like it that way."

Best of Submariner
I love a story with a happy ending...

Best of Submariner
This must be Sandra Fluke's younger sister - the Easy Reader.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston

Bob was only told his blind date was an open book... and that he probably wouldn't make it past Chapter Two.

18 comments:

Dactyl said...

And the Kindle edition of Lydia is only 99 cents!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Does she come in Braille?

prince of leaves said...

"Hepatitis? Sorry, I don't like it that way."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I suppose her clients can always tell their wives they weren't looking at the pictures, just reading the articles.

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I can't fathom why any guy would be interested in boinking the Sunday comics page. I wonder if the ink rubs off?

Anonymous said...

Nice Marx Brothers reference. I wonder how many actually caught it?

Double the U said...

They say tattoos are permanent reminders of temporary emotions. Obviously this girl is very emotional.

RonF said...

Oh, yeah, I caught it right away. Although I'm old enough to remember Groucho's quiz show and the "Secret Word" on TV.

blue said...

"Read my lips!"

Submariner said...

I don't think I could read her without moving my lips...

Submariner said...

I'll be home about 8:30 honey. I need to go to the library and pour immerse myself in a good book...

Submariner said...

Pardon me, Miss; I can read between the lines.

Submariner said...

I love a story with a happy ending...

Submariner said...

This must be Sandra Fluke's younger sister - the Easy Reader.

Spin said...
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Spin said...

In my Dungeon no one can see your ink.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Q: Why can't her boyfriend get any sleep?
A: All the black ink glows in the dark.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You can read Sheila like a book. Unfortunately, it's a trashy dimestore novel.

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Bob was only told his blind date was an open book... and that he probably wouldn't make it past Chapter Two.

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Of all the girls in Ms. Joy's employ, only the English Lit Tutor was able to charge $750 per "lesson."

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Obligatory misspelling caption:
"Gracie, shouldn't it be Moors, not Moops?"
ORA Seinfeld

Spin said...

Although she couldn't provide shade in the summer her heat in the winter and moving pictures all year long was a fair trade off.