Monday, March 12, 2012

O Face


1. "You say this device runs on magic? How many billions do you need to commercialize the technology?"

2."And I'll make sure you get all the free contraception and abortions you'll ever want. How does that sound?"

3. "A pink barrette and a blue barrette? You should know, this president loves trendy transgendered children."

4. "Wow! Becky, you know way more about Critical Race Theory than Soledad O'Brien."

5. Becky: "Back off, Mr. President. I know all about you and the Man's Country Bath House."


Best of Cat Whisperer
“Hey don’t feel bad that you thought there were only 50 states instead of 57, kid. You just don’t have the benefit of a madrasa education like I did.”

Best of Rodney Dill
"Are you sitting on my potato, Mr. President?"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Girl: We went on vacation and Mommy got me a coconut with a painted face that looks just like you!

-OR-

girl: You know what?
BO: What?
girl: My uncles in china work very hard.
BO: Doing what?
girl: They crank out research papers for lazy american kids when they're not stealing vital american secrets.

Best of Dactyl
Looks like Obama found her missing legos. The hard way.

Best of dadoctah
"Really? And then what did Rainbow Dash say to Pinkie Pie?"

wv: frocancy mismint. This should have gone with the Angela Davis picture.

Best of prince of leaves
"Looky, no hands!" The President's testicles instantly regretted his asking Tricia to demonstrate the self-defense techniques the class had been learning to deal with sexual predators.

Best of GregMan
"You know, Becky, at some point you have enough Legos. Now give me some!"

Best of Steve O
Jayden congratulates the nice man. He was able to build his tower soooooo-o-o-o high.

Best of Submariner
The exact moment that BO's testicles dropped.

16 comments:

Double the U said...

I am going to take half your legos and there is nothing you can do about it!

Cat Whisperer said...

“Hey don’t feel bad that you thought there were only 50 states instead of 57, kid. You just don’t have the benefit of a madrasa education like I did.”

Rodney Dill said...

"Are you sitting on my potato, Mr. President?"

research paper writing said...

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Carpe Phlogiston said...

Look who's not smarter than a first grader.

-OR-

Girl: We went on vacation and Mommy got me a coconut with a painted face that looks just like you!

-OR-

I've never been a fan of political photo ops, but I gotta admit, Obamalama's (bicycle hat, door/window identification, umbrellas at the gate, etc) are funny; less an attempt at public manipulation, more a cry for help.

-OR-

girl: You know what?
BO: What?
girl: My uncles in china work very hard.
BO: Doing what?
girl: They crank out research papers for lazy american kids when they're not stealing vital american secrets.

-OR-

Girl Thawtbubble: Now I know what mommy meant when she said anyone could grow up to be president.

Dr. Doom said...

Little Sally: "When I want something I always get my daddy to pay for it."
Mr. Obama: "Oooh that is exactly right Sally. When I want something, I get your daddy to pay for it too..."

Dactyl said...

Looks like Obama found her missing legos. The hard way.

dadoctah said...

"Really? And then what did Rainbow Dash say to Pinkie Pie?"

wv: frocancy mismint. This should have gone with the Angela Davis picture.

prince of leaves said...

"Looky, no hands!" The President's testicles instantly regretted his asking Tricia to demonstrate the self-defense techniques the class had been learning to deal with sexual predators.

prince of leaves said...

"...and after the Secretary made a weird face like this and a strange sucking sound, the little boy fell to the floor, dead, the life-force drained completely outta him! That's why these school events don't include her. Or Pelosi."

blue said...

You'll vote for me? Really???

GregMan said...

"Gee Becky, that Legos tower looks just as long as Frank Marshall Davis was! It has the same colors, too, especially after he got that infection!"

GregMan said...

"You know, Becky, at some point you have enough Legos. Now give me some!"

Steve O said...

Jayden congratulates the nice man. He was able to build his tower soooooo-o-o-o high.

Submariner said...

Barry shows his "O" face to the only person in America that cares.

What? She doesn't either?

Uh, Barry shows his "O" face to a person in America...

Submariner said...

The exact moment that BO's testicles dropped.