Monday, March 12, 2012
1. "You say this device runs on magic? How many billions do you need to commercialize the technology?"
2."And I'll make sure you get all the free contraception and abortions you'll ever want. How does that sound?"
3. "A pink barrette and a blue barrette? You should know, this president loves trendy transgendered children."
4. "Wow! Becky, you know way more about Critical Race Theory than Soledad O'Brien."
5. Becky: "Back off, Mr. President. I know all about you and the Man's Country Bath House."
Best of Cat Whisperer
“Hey don’t feel bad that you thought there were only 50 states instead of 57, kid. You just don’t have the benefit of a madrasa education like I did.”
Best of Rodney Dill
"Are you sitting on my potato, Mr. President?"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Girl: We went on vacation and Mommy got me a coconut with a painted face that looks just like you!
girl: You know what?
girl: My uncles in china work very hard.
BO: Doing what?
girl: They crank out research papers for lazy american kids when they're not stealing vital american secrets.
Best of Dactyl
Looks like Obama found her missing legos. The hard way.
Best of dadoctah
"Really? And then what did Rainbow Dash say to Pinkie Pie?"
wv: frocancy mismint. This should have gone with the Angela Davis picture.
Best of prince of leaves
"Looky, no hands!" The President's testicles instantly regretted his asking Tricia to demonstrate the self-defense techniques the class had been learning to deal with sexual predators.
Best of GregMan
"You know, Becky, at some point you have enough Legos. Now give me some!"
Best of Steve O
Jayden congratulates the nice man. He was able to build his tower soooooo-o-o-o high.
Best of Submariner
The exact moment that BO's testicles dropped.