1. After seeing themselves in the mirror, they decided the costume would draw fewer snickers if *she* were in front.
2. Other guys' girlfriends wear Princess Leia's slave costume, but not mine. FML.
3. "I get it. I'm Han Solo. I shoot off prematurely. Can we end this humiliation yet?"
4. Their costume only won second place after Robin Wiliams took off his shirt and yelled "I'm Chewbacca, bitches!"
5. "Thanks to Obama's free abortion and birth control, we never have to worry about our children being embarrassed by this."
Best of Rodney Dill
Things went along fairly well until Ned found out he couldn't scratch his ball turret.
Best of metalgarth
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Imperial Walk'er... I hardly know her!
Best of dadoctah
...and I'm a Mormon.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
“Without insurance coverage, AT-AT costumes, as you know, can cost a woman over $3,000 during law school,”
Best of Steve O
Tom was always gloating that he was dating the only decent looking chick from the Star Wars convention.
Best of Spin
No, No , NO this is supposed to be a T & A parade
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Things went along fairly well until Ned found out he couldn't scratch his ball turret.
Standard caption #1
Imperial Walk'er... I hardly know her!
Whoa!
Keep your At-At to yourself, storm trooper...
Her; "The Kessel Run isn't the ONLY thing he can finish in less than twelve parsecs if ya know what I mean and I know that you do!"
Blast 'er? I hardly know 'er.
But, eh, OK...
Parties at Rydell High just kept gettin weirder and weirder.
I don't think the Missus quite gets the concept of "Fantasy Fest."
Tank you Cissy and Bobby fer dat wunerfal interpr'tif dance...
...and I'm a Mormon.
As a showstopper, they trained their pet shihtzu Barney to entagle his little leash around their legs.
Radio whore Rush Limbaugh is now demanding that all unmarried couples be forced to wear a new abstinence device while dating.
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Woman's Thawtbubble: This is so humiliating. Next year we're going back to the cow costume!
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Suddenly, a muslim jumps out of the crowd and attacks the couple. At trial, a muslim judge forgives him and admonishes the couple for making a costume that resembles Mohammed's chariot.
“Without insurance coverage, AT-AT costumes, as you know, can cost a woman over $3,000 during law school,”
The remake of Empire Strikes back didn't look the same with the studio budget cuts thrown in. But Ed Asner found employment as the new Chewbacca.
Sandra Fluke sports her latest high tech, primo birth control device.
Vinneh
Tom was always gloating that he was dating the only decent looking chick from the Star Wars convention.
Looks like David Copperfield failed to pull the sword back out before he disappeared in a puff of smoke.
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Conservative zealots bring back the practice of bundling courting couples, only now the real extremists are demanding it be done 24/7.
No, No , NO this is supposed to be a T & A parade
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Isn't she a little short for a Storm Trooper? I'm just askin'...
The Obamacare cost of getting your child an tonsilectomy...
The Empire requires deliveries to be made in the rear? Who knew?
Entrepreneurs Amy & Sam Windal show off a sample of their new product: Themed Infant Car Seats.
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Two tourists show off the cockpit of an Iranian Stealth Fighter that washed up on a beach in Morocco.
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Tourists show off an Iranian Stealth Fighter that washed up on a beach in Morocco. Pilots squeeze inside and sit down on a catapult. To insure maximum "stealth" (minimize screaming) the crew's ball-gagged right before takeoff.
Gay Pride Parade - YUR DOIN' IT RONG
they are funny!!
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