Friday, March 02, 2012
Mr. and Mrs. AT-AT
1. After seeing themselves in the mirror, they decided the costume would draw fewer snickers if *she* were in front.
2. Other guys' girlfriends wear Princess Leia's slave costume, but not mine. FML.
3. "I get it. I'm Han Solo. I shoot off prematurely. Can we end this humiliation yet?"
4. Their costume only won second place after Robin Wiliams took off his shirt and yelled "I'm Chewbacca, bitches!"
5. "Thanks to Obama's free abortion and birth control, we never have to worry about our children being embarrassed by this."
Best of Rodney Dill
Things went along fairly well until Ned found out he couldn't scratch his ball turret.
Best of metalgarth
Standard caption #1
Imperial Walk'er... I hardly know her!
Best of dadoctah
...and I'm a Mormon.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
“Without insurance coverage, AT-AT costumes, as you know, can cost a woman over $3,000 during law school,”
Best of Steve O
Tom was always gloating that he was dating the only decent looking chick from the Star Wars convention.
Best of Spin
No, No , NO this is supposed to be a T & A parade
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