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no, no, no, when M'Chel said she wanted children for lunch, she meant.....
Sorry kids, but "The Tour" (Kiss & Motley Crue) is not scheduled to stop in Uganda
Stuff Expat Aid-Workers Like: teaching kids in sub-Saharan Africa to yell "That's RAAAACIST!" like the boy in that ani-gif.
Stuff Ronery UN Peacekeepers Like: children who can touch their chins with their tongues.
Viitors were disappointed that the peanut vending machine was empty that day.-OR-The Santorem American Dream: "It takes a village to create 30 more villages."-OR-Does 'Chel Suspect Hanky Panky?All these future hoodie-wearers look like her husband.-OR-Drive-by Group Dental ExamsThis could be an example of Doctors without Borders on a busy day or the nightmare of life all over Amerika if a Republican Anti-Abortion Unhealthcare bill passes. -OR-Ever watch an Acorn vote collector orgasm?
In a surprising move to improve efficiency, the government opened a series of community based depots where taxpayers can quickly acquire a small black child to carry on their backs...
Frankly, I've just about given up trying to keep track of Marie Osmond's career path.
Answering the age-old question: how do you solve a problem like Maria?
OK, kids; say"Gub'mint Cheese!"
OJA"OK kids, here's a hint: the lifesaver I just gave you tastes like what your daddy calls your mommy"Front left: "What's a 'daddy?'"Front right; "Spit it out - it's an a$$hole!"
"Aieeeee! Gojirrah!""Uh, no kids; that's the Secretary of State..."
GOD DAMNIT, JANE GOODALL IS BACK AT IT AGAIN MOM!
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