A Right-Wing Christian Second-Rate Pr0n Blog
"Thank you, thank you, I'll (oof) be here (erf) all weeeeeeeeeeeeeek!"
Hah, I knew Ted would fold but I want to see what you've got, Harry. Call.-OR-Hah Ha! That'll show 'em. "Squirrel-proof" ain't "Coon-proof."-OR-Oh. Erm, hi Mr. Eagle. gulp Fancy meeting you here.
Uh, guys, this isn't funny. Could someone please lend me a paw, quick?-OR-What are the odds? The one time I lose my footing, it's in front of a damn motion-sensitive camera! If this goes viral, I'll never live it down.
Escape from Enumclaw, The Life and Times of Rocky Raccoon was not the box office blockbuster that Disney had hoped for...
"I ain't no damn red panda, no damn koala, no damn otter, and no damn sugar glider. I *work* for a living!"
Rocky vs. the Balrog.
"O Hai. I heer to reedistibute ur wealth." Obama the coon was an instant hit among Democrats....and the explosions in Dawn's house were so loud, the neighboring Old Navy store had to be temporarily closed.
Er, I'll bet you were thinking something different when you heard "...a family of coons was moving in next door." Didn't you?
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