Friday, March 02, 2012

Madame Secretary's Face Freeze


"Pssst, Hey, Maria, I think the bull dyke in the blue pantsuit is winking at you... or having a stroke... hard to tell."



Best of Carpe Phlogiston

Hillary looks around at Pelosi and sputters, "Nancy, my botox is failing! Toss me two of your special Epi-Pens, QUICK!"

Pelosi replies: "Sowwy, I don't have a pair to spare."



Best of dadoctah

Angela Merkel's beer-spilling waiter strikes again!



Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck

ARRRGH! Where be the Smelly Pirate Hookers I were promised?! ARRRRRGH!



Best of Spin

"Hey good lookin we'll be back to pick you up later" ...



Best of Son Of The Godfather

"Hey Biden, that was some grade 'A' sh*t... Think I can get another 'tootski' over here?"



Best of Passionate Conservative

Popeye's illegitimate love child was discovered quite by accident one day at the Moveon.org garage sale.



Best of Dactyl

Of course we're on Israel's side (wink wink).

Don't worry, the Norks are gonna hold up their end of the deal this time (wink wink).

We have no intention of ceding American sovereignty to the United Nations (wink wink).



Best of Mr Hankey

...and with that look, Boehner finally got it and stood up to officially announce the GOP apology to Bill for the whole impeachment thing



Best of Submariner

The exact moment that the Hilldawg realizes that no matter WHAT she did, no one was going to throw her beads...



Best of blue

Hillary, feeling a bit amorous, winks at Bill.

Bill throws up.



Best of Army of Dad

I can't believe V got a picture at the exact moment Hillary got her clit pierced.



Best of Steve O

Her mother always said:

"Don't handicap your country with inept diplomacy or your face will freeze like that!"

38 comments:

Submariner said...

OJA:

"... don't offer a marshmallow to a bear this way."

Submariner said...

Bubba said "That's her O facce..."







Sorry all, I just threw up a little on my keyboard...

Submariner said...

Tim Burton presents:
The Hunchback of Not Your Dame...

Soundtrack by Weird Al Yankyerbitch

Submariner said...

You'd think she would approve of getting squirted from the left, wouldn't you? but NOOOOOOO!
All she did was complain that it got in her eye.

Submariner said...

Most womyn get a yeast infection elsewhere...

Submariner said...

"Slowly I turned..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Billary tries a different approach at the UN:
Arrrgghhh, ye scurvy knaves, if yer don't vote with us, I'll hang every one of ya from the yardarms!

-OR-

Whew, those chilli-kraut dogs really have some hang time.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hillary looks around at Pelosi and sputters, "Nancy, my botox is failing! Toss me two of your special Epi-Pens, QUICK!"
Pelosi replies: "Sowwy, I don't have a pair to spare."

dadoctah said...

Angela Merkel's beer-spilling waiter strikes again!

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

ARRRGH! Where be the Smelly Pirate Hookers I were promised?! ARRRRRGH!

Anonymous said...

She's with the Mo Fo
Lolly Pop Guild

prince of leaves said...

"THAT queef was NOT mine!"

Shayne said...

As Hillary found out the news that "guy who could be getting Bill's coffee" actually won the election, she is rushed to the hospital suffering from a massive stroke.

Spin said...

"Hey good lookin we'll be back to pick you up later" ...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Most women practice smiles and come hither looks in front of a mirror. In college, Billary perfected the gypsy curse evil eye, which explains Mitch McConnell's spontaneous attacks of scabbies, gout and tapeworms.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is it just me, or is Helen Thomas looking downright youthful?

Son Of The Godfather said...

What do I really think of Israel?... HAAAAAK PTOOOOOIE!

Son Of The Godfather said...

What Son Of The Godfather looks like trying to decipher what the hell the words are in the "prove you're not a robot" box

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hey Biden, that was some grade 'A' sh*t... Think I can get another 'tootski' over here?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Thought Bubble: "Can't quite make out that pic V put up on Teh Stinger..."

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey look", cried the Secretary of State, "That cat looks just like Bill's penis after a weekend at the NOW Convention..."

Passionate Conservative said...

Popeye's illegitimate love child was discovered quite by accident one day at the Moveon.org garage sale.

Anonymous said...

"Satisfy me, you buck and get me another brewski"!

Vinneh

Dactyl said...

That law student who Limbaugh called a 'slut' must be walking by.

Dactyl said...

Of course we're on Israel's side (wink wink).
Don't worry, the Norks are gonna hold up their end of the deal this time (wink wink).
We have no intention of ceding American sovereignty to the United Nations (wink wink).

Mr Hankey said...

...and with that look, Boehner finally got it and stood up to officially announce the GOP apology to Bill for the whole impeachment thing

Submariner said...

With a heartfelt apology to Clease and the boys...

Wink, wink.
Nudge, nudge.
Know what I mean?

Anonymous said...

Gunny Sgt Hartman screamed at Hillary, "Bullshit, you didn't convince me. Let me see your real war face. You didn't scare me. Work on it"!

And she did.

Vinneh

Submariner said...

The exact moment that the Hilldawg realizes that no matter WHAT she did, no one was going to throw her beads...

blue said...

Hillary, feeling a bit amorous, winks at Bill.
Bill throws up.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Hey, how about a picture of me in my Hooters tank top?

Army of Dad said...

I can't believe V got a picture at the exact moment Hillary got her clit pierced.

Steve O said...

Hillary, just because President Teleprompter might be into men, doesn't mean that you're even his type.

Steve O said...

Her mother always said:

"Don't handicap your country with inept diplomacy or your face will freeze like that!"

Submariner said...

Aarrrrgh; Bargh-nacke Bill be me first mate. Arrrrgh.
Course'n, he be's me only mater, arrrrrgh...

Submariner said...

This is a pageant contestant with Chlamydia. Please don't let this happen again!

Spin said...

The moment Her Filthiness realized.. farts aren't lumpy.

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he he he