Friday, March 02, 2012
Madame Secretary's Face Freeze
"Pssst, Hey, Maria, I think the bull dyke in the blue pantsuit is winking at you... or having a stroke... hard to tell."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Hillary looks around at Pelosi and sputters, "Nancy, my botox is failing! Toss me two of your special Epi-Pens, QUICK!"
Pelosi replies: "Sowwy, I don't have a pair to spare."
Best of dadoctah
Angela Merkel's beer-spilling waiter strikes again!
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
ARRRGH! Where be the Smelly Pirate Hookers I were promised?! ARRRRRGH!
Best of Spin
"Hey good lookin we'll be back to pick you up later" ...
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Hey Biden, that was some grade 'A' sh*t... Think I can get another 'tootski' over here?"
Best of Passionate Conservative
Popeye's illegitimate love child was discovered quite by accident one day at the Moveon.org garage sale.
Best of Dactyl
Of course we're on Israel's side (wink wink).
Don't worry, the Norks are gonna hold up their end of the deal this time (wink wink).
We have no intention of ceding American sovereignty to the United Nations (wink wink).
Best of Mr Hankey
...and with that look, Boehner finally got it and stood up to officially announce the GOP apology to Bill for the whole impeachment thing
Best of Submariner
The exact moment that the Hilldawg realizes that no matter WHAT she did, no one was going to throw her beads...
Best of blue
Hillary, feeling a bit amorous, winks at Bill.
Bill throws up.
Best of Army of Dad
I can't believe V got a picture at the exact moment Hillary got her clit pierced.
Best of Steve O
Her mother always said:
"Don't handicap your country with inept diplomacy or your face will freeze like that!"