Friday, March 30, 2012

Innuendo


*You* don't have to wait until after the election to see how flexible I can be, Dmitry."

23 comments:

blue said...

"...and if Pravda endorses me, you get the launch codes."

dadoctah said...

"I have a lot of admiration for a country that can put Mr Bean in charge...."

prince of leaves said...

Obama's suit was so cheap and ill-tailored, even Medvedev had to look away.

metalgarth said...

Carl and Smithers get away with it once again as Lenny and Mr. Burns are nowhere to be found.

Double the U said...

hmph, He does have a third nipple... I guess we wont put nukes in Venezuela.

dadoctah said...

What, they retconned Batman and Robin again?!

captcha: icastra uherl. Like Dr Doolittle's pushmi-pullyu, only with vomiting.

jj said...

obama thought bubble, "I see m'chelle is on the wqay to the cafeteria"

Mededev thought bubble, "Earthquake??"

jj said...

obama under his breath, "So this nuclear summit, is this where they design microwave ovens?"

Steve O said...

"I guess we're finished here..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Well, I'd say that went pretty well, Meddy. You're quite a little c&cksucker.
DA. But vat happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, right?

-OR-

Putin's tough guy act is mighty intimidating.
Aw, he's as ghey as Bawney Fwank, he's just overcompensating.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Don't ask, don't tell

Dactyl said...

I've always wondered what the secret service guys were looking at.

Da, me too.

Submariner said...

"For a soul summit, this place ain't got many brothers..."

Submariner said...

I get off on Hobbits; who'd a gueesed that?

Submariner said...

Bammy's whisper; "...and if you think this was large, sneak a peak at my Secretary of State's package next time you're at the adjacent urinal..."

Spin said...

Denis Leary returns to AMC this fall...


VW - hisucti ropeover

It must be a Space Western

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtbubbles after the "Summit Kissing" event:
BO: No way did he deserve a 9.1 for that! The crotch grab was grandstanding.
DM: Huh, not bad. The mother tongue vins!

Jack Reacher said...

"Just walk on by, wait on the corner,
I love you but we're strangers when we meet..."

GregMan said...

Medvedev waits for Obammy to be distracted by something shiny to launch his shoulder-mounted nuclear missle.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Do you hear that? It almost sounds like Putin is shouting 'Scoamf, scoamf'. That must be Russian for 'great man', right?"

"No, is means 'pussy'."

Passionate Conservative said...

Damn, did you eat broccoli, cabbage and beans for lunch?

Dr. Doom said...

The Pink Lantern and his sidekick, Borscht Boy, grant a rare interview after saving socialism for humanity...

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