Friday, March 30, 2012

I Can't F--k A Gorilla!

Name that movie (quoted in the Threadline)



1. Bi-Curious George.

2. Some Sasquatch photos just look more photoshopped than others.

3. It was hard for Sasquatch to find a date in Enumclaw, he was just too humanoid for the crowd.

4. "The First Lady wants to know if she can have your fries."

5. "Two words mate: Estrogen Therapy."

20 comments:

blue said...

They were right... you just can't ignore a 500 lb gorilla in the room!

prince of leaves said...

"Amazing! In the future we can now fix bad eyesight, obesity, bad complexions, and pretty much every other cosmetic flaw with a simple pill, but we still can't do anything to help the chronically hirsute!"

prince of leaves said...

"The clinic said they couldn't help, so we're recalibrating the main weapons array for laser hair-removal."

metalgarth said...

Look, Bongo, you've spent enough time in the Holodeck pretending to be Davey Jones in the afterlife. Back to work.

metalgarth said...

Seriously? There were 500 apes in a room with typewriters and this one wrote the script for our show!

GregMan said...

"Dammit, George, why did you shoot Trayvon?"

ATDHE

GregMan said...

"It ate my arm and all you can do is ask it for a date?!? I knew I never should have applied for a post on the Starship Enumclaw!"

GregMan said...

And that's no movie, it's from the 1970's TV show Space:1999. You know, from back when we had a manned space program.

dadoctah said...

Internet Rule 34 goes seriously astray....

divine miss m said...

ORA: "The countdown had stalled at T minus 69 seconds when Desiree, the first female ape to go up in space, winked at me slyly and pouted her thick, rubbery lips unmistakably--the first of many such advances during what would prove to be the longest, and most memorable, space voyage of my career."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

So, this is the poor chap who fell in the vat of Rogaine?

-OR-

Yep, Bonzo is taking over for Michael Steele so the GOP can show it's still a big tent party.
Big, sure, but a circus tent??
Well, I thought it rather apropos considering how the campaign's going.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Two men and PETA's president walk into a bar...

-OR-

I know it's an ape, but NASA said it was the closest thing to a qualified black applicant they could find.

-OR-

Dawkin's just fed it a big pot of chili and an entire box of Ex-lax. It's a gag gift he wants us to set loose inside the creationists' convention. We better hurry!

Dactyl said...

The vending machines were all out of Ho-hos so I got this instead. Want some?

Submariner said...

He's not just the President of "Hair Club For Men," He's their best customer...

Submariner said...

Frak'Em, Fling'Em and Pooh
Attorneys at Law...

Spin said...

Denis Leary returns to AMC this fall...

Dr. Doom said...

"Now stop me if you have heard of this one... A hipster, a gay guy and a gorilla walk into a Starbucks...", related Bonzo...

Dr. Doom said...

"And you say you can just walk up to them on the beach and grab their breasts?", asked Bobby.

Dr. Doom said...

"Oh yes, Trading Places, now that was some of my best work", said Bongo, "And the love scene was not scripted - we just went with the moment..."

Steve O said...

Still trying to think what movie that was...