Saturday, March 24, 2012

"Hey Kids, How's Missionary Position Practice Going?"


Best of racerboy
"This one time, in church camp..."

Best of Submariner
Coach Calhoun has a difficult time teaching the Ridell High B Ball team the box and one zone...

Best of Dactyl
Asymmetry: when the local high school's wrestling team can beat the cheerleaders at chess, but the high school chess club can't pin a single one.

Best of Dr. Doom
Brittany wins First Prize in the Georgetown Slut Olympics and carries off a year's supply of contraceptives and an internship at the Excellence in Broadcasting Network

Best of Kaptain Krude
Didn't Prince already do this music video?

Lord, that is an ORA.

13 comments:

prince of leaves said...

Jennifer was a little put off that this cave-crawl exercise came with stalactites.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Santorem submits a caption:
"See! This is what happens when schools teach sex ed and promote fornicating orgies like that! Only parents who've been forced to have kids they don't want or can't afford should teach sex!"

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Contrary to recent news, most school band hazing is relatively tame.

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David Attenborough whispers: Soon after they swallow tadpoles on a dare, boys mimic frog polyandry mating behavior by swarming the nearest fertile female.

racerboy said...

"This one time, in church camp..."

Anonymous said...

Purpose?

Anonymous said...

Girl in line,purple and orange,says
"It's Friday, Friday"

Rodney Dill said...

Golden Car Wash

Submariner said...

MAN CAV; UR DUIN IT RONG

Submariner said...

Coach Calhoun has a difficult time teaching the Ridell High B Ball team the box and one zone...

Submariner said...

Here is the church, here is the steeple...
the steeple...
Oh heck, her eis the church, here is a chandelier,
here's another...
and here's another...
and here's...

Submariner said...

Upon exit, Sally was heard to comment "A good man is hard to find, but not always vice versus..."

Dactyl said...

Asymmetry: when the local high school's wrestling team can beat the cheerleaders at chess, but the high school chess club can't pin a single one.

Dr. Doom said...

Brittany wins First Prize in the Georgetown Slut Olympics and carries off a year's supply of contraceptives and an internship at the Excellence in Broadcasting Network

Kaptain Krude said...

Didn't Prince already do this music video?



Lord, that is an ORA.