Monday, March 05, 2012

Go Ahead, Guys, Apparently, She's Easier Than Remedial Math

Moonbattery


And don't forget the lovely... um... thing... in the lower left corner.

Best of Vinneh

"Before I begin, I have a prepared statement to read. I would like to thank Mrs. Pelosi and the committee for the opportunity to exploit my sex life for our cause."



Best of metalgarth

ORA: "Single female lawyer... having lots of sex"



Best of Cat Whisperer

"efore I begin my prepared remarks, I would to say that I am an expert on all of the things I think the taxpayers should provide for me. After all, I was named after the Liver Fluke, a parasite that lives off humans.”



Best of Army of Dad

Nice to see that Envy got out of the hallway and got a job as an A/V intern for CSPAN.



Best of GregMan

"Just because I'm testifying at a nationally televised senate hearing asking for the federal government to pay for my birth control is NO REASON to bring my private sex life into it!"



Best of metalgarth

Yes, I can do a Gavin Newsom impersonation but this microphone is pretty small for being black.



Best of Shayne

"I understand, Ms. Speaker. It's tough when you have that "not-so-fresh" feeling."



Best of Passionate Conservative

ORA: "You came in that? You're braver than I thought..."



Best of Latecomer

That thing in the corner is just Randi Rhodes licking vodka out of the carpet.

28 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Normally I'm all in favor of taking cheap shots, but after Limbaugh's pathetic bully pulpit tirade, personal and degrading insults, intentional misrepresentation of the situation to incite ignorant listeners, followed by his laughable apology in the face of mounting condemnation and shrinking ad sponsorship, I'll pass.
OTOH, a photo of Rush "buffoon of the airways" Limbaugh picking up his oxycontin supply in an alley, well that could provide great fodder.

Anonymous said...

"Before I begin, I have a prepared statement to read. I would like to thank Mrs. Pelosi and the committee for the opportunity to exploit my sex life for our cause."

Vinneh

Béstóf said...

Apparently the birth control called "her face" is so expensive she needs someone else to pay for it.

Army of Dad said...

I think it's more of a fluke that she is getting laid!

wv: cummulo clidet
Maybe that's waht makes her contrapectives so expensive.

metalgarth said...

ORA:

"Single female lawyer... having lots of sex"

Army of Dad said...

Rush was way out of line. No one wants to see a video of her and that thing having sex.

Cat Whisperer said...

“Before I begin my prepared remarks, I would to say that I am an expert on all of the things I think the taxpayers should provide for me. After all, I was named after the Liver Fluke, a parasite that lives off humans.”

Army of Dad said...

Nice to see that Envy got out of the hallway and got a job as an A/V intern for CSPAN.

blue said...

uhh, since when do lesbians need birth control?

GregMan said...

"...and I also need the federal government to pay for all the booze to get the guys drunk enough to want to bang me."

GregMan said...

"You know, this microphone reminds me of several of the d1cks I sucked last weekend at some of the frat houses. And by the way, the federal governmant needs to pay for my birth control."

GregMan said...

"Just because I'm testifying at a nationally televised senate hearing asking for the federal government to pay for my birth control is NO REASON to bring my private sex life into it!"

metalgarth said...

Yes, I can do a Gavin Newsom impersonation but this microphone is pretty small for being black.

metalgarth said...

You know what I hate more than paying for my own slut lifestyle? Asians using laptop computer and Cousin Itt look alikes. What! Both of them are right behind me?

metalgarth said...

I have my own way to prove you're not a robot. It'll cost you $20.00 thought.

jj said...

Why shouldn't we pay for her birth control? She'll be screwing us after she graduates law school as a government lawyer. Then we'll need the birth control.

jj said...

We should pay for her birth control. Do we really want her to reproduce? I'm sure her and Olbermann would produce fine offspring!

Shayne said...

"I understand, Ms. Speaker. It's tough when you have that "not-so-fresh" feeling."

Anonymous said...

She doesn't need birth control pills.

Lawyers replicate by anal sex.


..........arf

Anonymous said...

Democrats & Birth Control........
I have an idea,
Why don't the Democrats just
stop F'n the country ??

Passionate Conservative said...

ORA: "You came in that? You're braver than I thought..."

Anonymous said...

A 30 year old law school student? Like a lot of sluts it seems she has trouble passing a bar.

prince of leaves said...

"No, Congressman, I can assure you that none of my expensive birth control came into play with the prissy classmate seated behind me."

prince of leaves said...

"...and after we've baited the trap, Republican so-cons will be irresistibly drawn to make complete asses of themselv-- oh sorry, I was reading from our strategy document and not my prepared remarks...Oops!"

Anonymous said...

Mr. Drysdale just called. I'm needed at the Clampett estate ASAP.

Dr. Doom said...

"And with the recent exploits of Representative Weiner, Representative Lee, Representative Souder, Representative Massa, Representative Foley, Senator Ensign, Senator Vitter, and Senator Craig, I'm sure you will agree", intoned Ms. Fluke, "That free contraceptives for everyone is an idea whose time has come..."

Dr. Doom said...

"No thank you senator", replied Ms. Fluke, "I don't want to see the Rotunda Rumpus Room or any of your etchings..."

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