Tuesday, March 06, 2012

Go Ahead Ask, Tell.


1. The USA now has the gayest Army in the world; and France is like, so jealous.

2. "I am so glad you're home. I got so tired of f--king that hyena.."

3.The US Army: Be As Fabulous As You Can Be.

4. "Why don't you bring your 'privates' back to the barracks for some 'corporal' punishment. I've got a 'Major' Woody."

5. "I never said I was an Army Ranger, I said I was in the Army and I was a Rump Ranger."

Best of blue
He's not heavy, he's my lover.

Best of dadoctah
The cast of Glee salute Full Metal Jacket.

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
I can't wit to get you home & show you teh stinger!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"I can't wait to get home and slip out of these things and into something pretty."

Best of prince of leaves
Oh great. Making fun of a soldier paralyzed from the diaphragm down during combat, who has to be carried everywhere and given constant breathing assistance by his caretaker. Read his story. Educate yourselves. Monors.

Best of prince of leaves
Among the few men in Washington D.C. who won't be running up Sandra Fluke's birth control tab.

Best of dadoctah
Where does the "one cup" part come into play?

Best of Submariner
Barack snorted; "This would be a perfect recruiting poster for my armed forces except for that hideous stripey, starry thing hanging in the background...

Best of Submariner
Looks like the Recruiters were finally given the green light at Berkeley.

Best of Steve O
Don't look, don't hurl.

24 comments:

blue said...

He's not heavy, he's my lover.

dadoctah said...

The cast of Glee salute Full Metal Jacket.

Double the U said...

Sadly this was the only way you could get a conservative to agree to cut military spending.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

I can't wit to get you home & show you teh stinger!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Oh sure, they're enjoying tonsil hockey NOW but let's see how they deal with old man's breath in 40 years.

-OR-

The audience agreed he's the worst ventriloquist ever, especially when he started shoving his hand up the puppet's butt.

-OR-

To prevent aneurysms, old soldiers have been advised to just close their eyes and walk on by while repeating, "mouth-to-mouth resuscitation... Heimlich maneuvers... close order drills...mouth-to-mouth resuscitation... Heimlich maneuver... close order drills"

-OR-

Overheard by passersby - "I can't wait to get home and slip out of these things and into something pretty."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sgt. Fensterman chastizes Pvt. Jones for being late to roll call.
Does it strike you that today's DI's just aren't as tough as they were in the old days?

Anonymous said...

"We should take this to the cockpit, and then rush to the fantail. Watch out for the kneeknockers on the way and ignore the birthing compartment, we, um, can't breed."

- Oiao

Submariner said...

Well, well, well;
I guess there IS timne for Sergeants after all!

prince of leaves said...

Oh great. Making fun of a soldier paralyzed from the diaphragm down during combat, who has to be carried everywhere and given constant breathing assistance by his caretaker. Read his story. Educate yourselves. Monors.

prince of leaves said...

Among the few men in Washington D.C. who won't be running up Sandra Fluke's birth control tab.

prince of leaves said...

Maybe it's just me, but the Navy lesbian picture was a little hotter.

academia-research said...

Ahahaha!!!! Nice shot!

dadoctah said...

Where does the "one cup" part come into play?

Cat Whisperer said...

From Generation Kill to Generation FABULOUS.

Submariner said...

Barack snorted; "This would be a perfect recruiting poster for my armed forces except for that hideous stripey, starry thing hanging in the background...

Submariner said...

The Seattle Post Intelligencer always waited for the perfect shot to put above the fold when the troops returned home...

Submariner said...

Oh, Bruce! The doc just informed me that hemerhoids are now a purple heart injury and I'll be sent back stateside! Hurry home to me...

Submariner said...

Looks like the Recruiters were finally given the green light at Berkeley.

mega said...

Upon hearing that we would send troops into both Iran and Syria, many wingnut extremists were thrilled beyond measure.

Submariner said...

Broke Back Mountin'

Submariner said...

Oysters in the MRE's again?

Steve O said...

Don't look, don't hurl.

Anonymous said...

"When Sgt Hartman asked you, if you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, I knew the answer was yes. And I had to have you."

Vinneh

Submariner said...

When Jeff took them out of the trunk, some of the guys were happier than others to get away from Achmed and Walter...