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Breakfast food of Danny f'ing Kaye
"They're co-opting our movement!" OWS immediately sued General Mills for trademark infringement.
Hold my hose while I twinkle on your cereal.
Don't ask, don't tell was repealed and General Mills comes out...
The Barbie doll request to Santa.Last year's halloween princess costume.Now this cereal. It was enough to make Don cry. His boy was going to be a hairdresser.-OR-TIME IS RELATIVEPvt. Shleptin only had 11 months left incountry when he got his mom's care package at mail call. As laughter erupted, it suddenly seemed like an eternity. -OR-General Mills recalled the new cereal boxes after a rash of complaints from parents whose kids were dragging garden hoses inside.-OR-The FDA rubberstamps General Mills idea of disposing of tons of suddenly dirt cheap pink slime. Mold it into stars and coat it with high fructose corn syrup. Yeah, that'll work. It's not like kids' breakfasts should be nutritious.
The Capitol Commissary turned to e-Bay to sell off its surplus cereal after Representative Frank retired...
I saw this box and then I JIZZED BACK AT HIM
Celebrity endorsement by Little Richard, of course...
In Soviet Russia, cereal hoses you!
The truth comes out on what Michael Jackson had for supper on that fateful night.
What's next; George Carlin's "Tater Tits?"Het! that's not a bad idea...
I much prefer Cocoa Puffs. Sweet little chocolate balls
Twinkles cereal sales were surprisingly brisk in San Francisco, particularly considering the small percentage of children in the population.
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