Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Gayest. Cereal. Ever.

13 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Breakfast food of Danny f'ing Kaye

prince of leaves said...

"They're co-opting our movement!" OWS immediately sued General Mills for trademark infringement.

Mephitis said...

Hold my hose while I twinkle on your cereal.

blue said...

Don't ask, don't tell was repealed and General Mills comes out...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Barbie doll request to Santa.
Last year's halloween princess costume.
Now this cereal.
It was enough to make Don cry. His boy was going to be a hairdresser.

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TIME IS RELATIVE
Pvt. Shleptin only had 11 months left incountry when he got his mom's care package at mail call. As laughter erupted, it suddenly seemed like an eternity.

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General Mills recalled the new cereal boxes after a rash of complaints from parents whose kids were dragging garden hoses inside.

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The FDA rubberstamps General Mills idea of disposing of tons of suddenly dirt cheap pink slime. Mold it into stars and coat it with high fructose corn syrup. Yeah, that'll work. It's not like kids' breakfasts should be nutritious.

JohnS1959 said...

The Capitol Commissary turned to e-Bay to sell off its surplus cereal after Representative Frank retired...

ILIKECHEESE said...

I saw this box and then I JIZZED BACK AT HIM

Submariner said...

Celebrity endorsement by Little Richard, of course...

Submariner said...

In Soviet Russia, cereal hoses you!

Submariner said...

The truth comes out on what Michael Jackson had for supper on that fateful night.

Submariner said...

What's next; George Carlin's "Tater Tits?"
Het! that's not a bad idea...

Anonymous said...

I much prefer Cocoa Puffs. Sweet little chocolate balls

mpur said...

Twinkles cereal sales were surprisingly brisk in San Francisco, particularly considering the small percentage of children in the population.