Monday, March 12, 2012

For all theChalk Faced Whores Out There

Moonbattery



Best of Submariner
I give a white school this much chance at winning March Madness.

Best of Mr Hankey
Obama announces his plan to fix up the Middle East...."Get Christie Love"

Best of prince of leaves
2032: Secret US government research even more cruel than the Tuskegee Experiment is exposed when a group of human-dandelion genetic hybrids escape and hold a press conference...before abruptly blowing away on a sudden stiff breeze.

Best of Cat Whisperer
“To show my solidarity with Castro, I have decided to grow his beard on my head!”

Best of metalgarth
Ike Turner. It's about that big. That's why he was always slappin' Tina around.

Best of metalgarth
And the gubbmint needs to provide those little wieners in the can. The ones about this big.

Best of arf
I think I saw her pitching the Time-Life 70's Soul Collection on PBS last week.

16 comments:

Submariner said...

I was in deh Wite House baffroom and I'ze here ta tell ya, Barack ain't no black man, if ya knows what I mean...




ATDH IHFA*

*is heard from again

Submariner said...

I give a white school this much chance at winning March Madness.

Submariner said...

Takin down Amerikkka?
BO missed it by THAT much!

Mr Hankey said...

Obama announces his plan to fix up the Middle East...."Get Christie Love"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

IRONY
I tells ya, it ain't fair!! We done worked hard to get dem desegregation and anti-discrimination laws passed so's we could sponge off whitey. We didn't never 'spect hispanics and illegals to be using da same laws to sponge off us! Dat's reverse discrimination, ain't it??

Spin said...

Dat foo' had 'jerry-curl juice' dit tick on his haid.

prince of leaves said...

In Breitbart.com's latest shocking video exclusive, one of Barack Obama's college girlfriends is finally tracked down.

prince of leaves said...

2032: Secret US government research even more cruel than the Tuskegee Experiment is exposed when a group of human-dandelion genetic hybrids escape and hold a press conference...before abruptly blowing away on a sudden stiff breeze.

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Cat Whisperer said...

“To show my solidarity with Castro, I have decided to grow his beard on my head!”

metalgarth said...

Ike Turner. It's about that big. That's why he was always slappin' Tina around.

metalgarth said...

And the gubbmint needs to provide those little wieners in the can. The ones about this big.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

So what if my entire family could fit thems IQ's in a thimble dis big? Stop interruptin my rant and diverting attenshun from our wants!

-OR-

My poor husband Leroy behind me has a dinky winky 'bout dis long and I's knows the honkies caused it wif fluoride! I want me some reparations!

-OR-

Yes I'm blaming you, whitey. I'z pos'tiv your scientists gave monkeys AIDS knowing full well our African bros swing both ways, so to speak.

-OR-

We only wants dis much of da "pie." 'scuse me, I meant EACH of us wants dis much. You might gonna have to bake a bigger pie, white boyz.

Anonymous said...

I think I saw her pitching the Time-Life 70's Soul Collection on PBS last week.

............arf

Dr. Doom said...

"I say to you that we are entitled to vacations", orated Michele, "And someday I will take all of you to the French Riviera..."

Submariner said...

♪One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl...♫
Unless it's Jeremiah Wright.
Or Bill Ayers.
Or Eric Holder.
Or...