1. "Yeah, looks like your plugs are shot."
2. Two people died smuggling into a drive-in movie this week.
3. Miguel the Narcoleptic Mechanic was one of the weaker SNL sketches this season.
4. Winter's almost over. Time for the Mexicans to emerge from hibernation. They will be hungry and ill-tempered.
5. "Um, you can stop looking for Al Franken votes. He's been in office for, like, three years now."
Best of Rodney Dill
The New Dodge CRAM
Best of Double the U
Dodge keeps using more and more Mexican made parts in their vehicles.
Best of metalgarth
Shortly after Peggy Bundy said "if you love your Dodge so much, go sleep with it" to Al.
Best of Charlton Heston
“Soylent Gasoline is Mexicans!”
Best of Dactyl
He may not look like much but he'll make point five past . . . oh, forget it.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Thawtbubble: "I coulda had a V-8!"
Best of Steve O
A UAW member, asleep since 1972, is owed $6.2 million in back pay. By you.