Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Dingbats Against Manhood



1. Wednesday grew up to be an iron-balled feminist and Pugsley a transgendered shemale: Gomez and Morticia could not have been more pleased.

2. Bills for contraceptives - lower than Sandra Flukes. Bills for sensible shoes and cat litter - much much higher.

3. Whatever their story is, I really don't want to read it or educate myself about it.

4. The NY Times published our letter from a "concerned Republican woman" about the War on Womyn; the rest of the coven was so thrilled!

5."We're also opposed to circumcision because it really doesn't go far enough as far as we're concerned."


Best of GregMan
"Well, no, a man has never actually whistled at us, but we want this law passed just in case."

Best of Artfldgr
Snip, one more family tree pruned for eternity...

Best of Spin
Guys don't make passes at giants with glasses... and fat dwarf girls either.

Best of Steve O
Students from the Computer Sciences school calculated that they themselves would need only $30 to pay for birth control while they were in college.

Best of Dactyl
Steve O: "Students from the Computer Sciences school calculated that they themselves would need only $30 to pay for birth control while they were in college."

Hey, I resent that. I don't deny it, but I resent it.

12 comments:

GregMan said...

The "E" stands for "Easy". Just not for men.

GregMan said...

"Well, no, a man has never actually whistled at us, but we want this law passed just in case."

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

no, no they got it wrong! We want a law passed that requires men to whistle at us!!

Artfldgr said...

Snip, one more family tree pruned for eternity...

Artfldgr said...

Someone should make a new female version of that poster of cell, to slime, to fish, to land animal, to monkey, to woman, to..... nothing...

or maybe to a lone vibrator humming and bouncing next to a cliff...

Artfldgr said...

it only took life so many billions of years to create an unbroken line from the first life through all the creatures over the eons that managed to fight to survive just so their genes can reach these two and by their own choice, waste the billion year effort...

Artfldgr said...

Gather ye rosebuds while ye may,
Old Time is still a-flying:
And this same flower that smiles to-day To-morrow will be dying.
[snip]
That age is best which is the first,
When youth and blood are warmer;
But being spent, the worse, and worst
Times still succeed the former.

Then be not coy, but use your time,
And while ye may, go marry:
For having lost but once your prime,
You may for ever tarry.

Spin said...

Guys don't make passes at giants with glasses... and fat dwarf girls either.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

They need an excuse why men never whistle at them.

Steve O said...

Students from the Computer Sciences school calculated that they themselves would need only $30 to pay for birth control while they were in college.

Dactyl said...

Steve O: "Students from the Computer Sciences school calculated that they themselves would need only $30 to pay for birth control while they were in college."

Hey, I resent that. I don't deny it, but I resent it.

Dactyl said...

Happy Days 2012, also featuring Demi Lovato as Potsy, Kate Upton as Ralph Malph, and Jackie Chan as Al.