Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Dad?


Best of metalgarth
Reason #1 why Peyton Manning went to Denver

Best of Double the U
Crap... Football hasn't been the same since I quit drinking.

Best of Spineless Vertebra
Tony Romo's biggest fan.... in more than one way.

Best of Dactyl
Last week, he found a dead cat while going down on his girlfriend.

Best of prince of leaves
Richard Trumka resorts to desperate measures to unionize the Cowboys cheerleaders.

Best of Submariner
The day Kid Rock moved his allegiance from the Cowboys to the Lions...

Best of Dr. Doom
If NEA teaching standards were applied to cheerleaders...

Best of Submariner
Somebody over-inflated that cowboy




cheerleader.
Best of dadoctah
Okay, *now* do you believe me when I said there was a downside to HDTV?

19 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Everythangs bigger'n in Texas

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Yo-Yo Diet or Ho-Ho Diet?
Good gawd, Kirstie Alley has really let herself go this time.

-OR-

Looks like someone's angling for a Plussize.com modeling contract.

metalgarth said...

Reason #1 why Peyton Manning went to Denver

Double the U said...

Crap... Football hasn't been the same since I quit drinking.

Censors Hip said...

Mom?

Spineless Vertebra said...

Tony Romo's biggest fan.... in more than one way.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Lucille Hornbotham, winner of a lifetime supply of all-new Lady Gillette Disposable Full Body Lawnmowers. Would you believe her chest was more hairy than Robin Williams' just a few hours ago?

Dactyl said...

Last week, he found a dead cat while going down on his girlfriend.

Steve O said...

Another leftist, ***-wipe loses a prop bet to V the K.

Come November, you can expect to see a lot more of this.

prince of leaves said...

Richard Trumka resorts to desperate measures to unionize the Cowboys cheerleaders.

Submariner said...

The day Kid Rock moved his allegiance from the Cowboys to the Lions...

Submariner said...

And I'll bet "her" favorite players are those lithe Defensive Tackles, too.

Anonymous said...

DUB?

Dr. Doom said...

If NEA teaching standards were applied to cheerleaders...

Submariner said...

It's OK; it got a trophy just like the young, slim, good looking cheerleaders so it's self esteem wasn't damaged...

Submariner said...

Fat, homely and in drag is no way to go through life, son.

Submariner said...

Somebody over-inflated that cowboy




cheerleader.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Releasing the Inner Slut
Rush Limbaugh on his days off.

dadoctah said...

Okay, *now* do you believe me when I said there was a downside to HDTV?