Saturday, March 10, 2012

Cos I'm a Blond


1. "Oh well, it's not as bad as the time Bill Maher put his cigarette out in my eye."

2. Free Contraception: Your tax dollars at work.

3. Desperately hoping Rush Limbaugh will call her a slut and make her rich and famous.

4. ORA: "I'm a top model, and my rich boyfriend just started a company making Sorelpoms."

5. I'm not great at reading body language, but I think she is suggesting a willingness to engage in fellatio.

6 comments:

Censors Hip said...

re #5 - the glass is to catch the drippings?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You're Hired!
A new Hooters applicant demonstrates why they call it a rack.

-OR-

Don't worry, she'll find her drink eventually.

Submariner said...

Spitters tend to be easy to spot...

prince of leaves said...

Brandi reacts in surprise and delight after looking in the ladies' room mirror and suddenly realizing where she put her missing beer.

prince of leaves said...

Owstralian for "beer cozy".

jj said...

James Bond now has his personal mixologist accompany him everywhere....shaken, not stirred!