1. I'm sorry, I just think Russian newscasts are weird.
2. In a last ditch effort to save his candidacy, Ron Paul unleashes his fembots.
3. The Oxygen Network's remake of Charlie's Angels was severely disappointing.
4. Obama's Death Panelists model their snappy new uniforms.
5. Real Housewives of the Empire,coming this fall on the Death Star Channel.
Best of Double the U
We came from across the galaxy for our free birth control and to prosecute Rush Limbaugh.
Best of prince of leaves
Tired of criticism that their alien races differed only in their forehead prostheses, ST:NG makeup artists experimented with grotesque overbites instead.
Best of prince of leaves
#OccupyRisa reacts to Commander Riker beaming in to negotiate.
Best of Steve O
The "Snatch Team" from planet Lezbo are shocked and disappointed to see that they accidentally captured "Hillary Clinton" when they were trying for "Hillary Duff."
Best of jimmy
The ladies react to the return of the re-animated corpse of their nemesis Abby Cunningham, tonight on "Knots Landing In Space".
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"The new Sybians are here!"
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Feh. Flo from Progressive can kick all three of their asses with her eyes closed.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Ever wondered about the aliens' reaction to what they find when giving a redneck an anal probe? Now you know.
Best of blue
OK girls, set phasors on vibrate.....
Best of GregMan
Even though they had been warned, the new member's of Hillary's Palace Guard were shocked by the size of her clenis.
Best of Vinneh
"We have intercepted transmissions of We the People and have travelled across many galaxies to worship a woman named Allred. Where may we find this sage"?
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We came from across the galaxy for our free birth control and to prosecute Rush Limbaugh.
2016: in the Gender Justice League's secret undersea command post, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, Sandra Fluke, and Randi Rhodes anxiously watch the live satellite feed from the assault on Rush Limbaugh's heavily-fortified Florida compound.
[WV: escry slatern - indeed!]
Dr. Evil's Fembots just aren't what they used to be.
Tired of criticism that their alien races differed only in their forehead prostheses, ST:NG makeup artists experimented with grotesque overbites instead.
Wasn't trying to steal from you, V, I didn't fully read your captions before I posted mine.
Stargate's Lucian Alliance was created after the initial concept for a "Lysistratan Alliance" tested poorly with focus groups.
#OccupyRisa reacts to Commander Riker beaming in to negotiate.
The "Snatch Team" from planet Lezbo are shocked and disappointed to see that they accidentally captured "Hillary Clinton" when they were trying for "Hillary Duff."
The ladies react to the return of the re-animated corpse of their nemesis Abby Cunningham, tonight on "Knots Landing In Space".
"Raquel Welch is guest-starring on Sunday's CSI? OOOOooo"
"The new Sybians are here!"
The emissaries from the Chlamydia Collective have arrived.
Feh. Flo from Progressive can kick all three of their asses with her eyes closed.
Ever wondered about the aliens' reaction to what they find when giving a redneck an anal probe? Now you know.
As per FemFleet Regulation 9127.445, officers above the rank of commander are not required to show cleavage.
Captain's Log Stardate 41135.7:
We beamed down to witness the Assimilation of the Grand Vizier of the Planet Viagra. Lost six red-shirt crewmen. Fortunately their deaths were not entirely unpleasant...
Budget conscious FOX dropped Fringe in favor of having walking cadaver Martin Landau and a surprisingly lifelike Barbara Bain - middle female - reprise their roles in Moonbase Alpha. Landau was willing to work for cigarettes, Bain for daily sheep placenta infusions.
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The set of the Star Trek remake was so realistic, the actress on the left suffered severe motion sickness before they even hit Warp 1.
Accompanied by the Gilligan's Island theme, SNL's sci fi comedy skit "I Can See Russia from Here!" with Sarah Palin as a bumbling first mate who crashed spaceship Minnow onto a desert planet pretty much ensured she would never be electable.
Thawtbubble as they look in the rear view mirror screen: Oh no, we ran over a cute little space bunny!
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Beth, a little more to the left, er I mean port, no starboard, no port.
Give it some gas, Mable.
Stop! Stop! Back up a bit.
Yep, even in the year 2591, women still can't parallel park.
The all-female crew picked up old radio signals from distant Earth and could not believe their ears. Some loon named Limbaugh, a member of what they guessed was the long-defunct MRS - mysogynist republican sect - was ranting about keeping women barefoot and pregnant.
Sweetie wanted equal time after reading my parallel parking caption.
Through the miracle of modern science Sandra Fluke has been cloned, unfortunately none were considered an improvement on the original.
OK girls, set phasors on vibrate.....
Even though they had been warned, the new member's of Hillary's Palace Guard were shocked by the size of her clenis.
Worst Battlestar Galactica porn parody ever.
"You won't be harmed. We only want Rush. Tell us where he is."
@Double the U - whoa, I like! Imagine a young Anne Lockhart in a pr0n version... a foursome shower scene with the other Battlestar babes - Seymour, Spang and Jenson. Better yet, the ship goes back in time and they have an orgy with Charlie's Angels. Yeah, I can see this winning an Emmy.
"We have intercepted transmissions of We the People and have travelled across many galaxies to worship a woman named Allred. Where may we find this sage"?
Vinneh
Not a caption. I had to find out what movie this picture came from. Turns out it's from an first-season episode of Space:1999 called "The Last Enemy". I'm going to have to check it out again.
"Wow, you really *can* see Obama's debt from out here!"
... and the sound of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, et al weeping can also be heard in outer space.
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