Friday, March 09, 2012
But, Enough About My Clenis
1. "Pay no attention to last week's photo. This is my actual O face."
2. The exact moment a State Department intern wonders, "Is it worth it for a letter of recommendation?"
3. As Chelsea gets deeper into her thirties, the world rests easier that no child will ever have to face this "Give grandma a kiss" moment.
4. The last time I saw a face like that, Sigourney Weaver was telling it to "Get away from her, you bitch!"
5. "Once I ate a Muffin THIS Big."
best of Rodney Dill
Toldya if ya kissed Obama's ass often enough your face would get stuck like that.
best of blue
Monica's thighs were this big, just the way Bill likes 'em......
best of jj
Ms.Pelosi, you really think I'm gonna need this much botox?
best of Being best
"... so I took one of Rosie's cheeks, and I puckered my lips, and..."
best of Dactyl
In an attempt to show that his administration was in touch with Main Street, Obama's cabinet members started auditioning for Subway commercials.
best of Dr. Doom
"Yes Mr. Ambassador, I understand that India is shocked and angry because the Marines barbequed hamburgers at the embassy", replied the Secretary of State, "I'm sure President Obama will issue a formal apology as soon as he is done apologizing to the Russians for our harsh words after they 'liberated' Georgia..."
best of Submariner
"Once I ate a muffin-top THIS big."
There, I fixed it for you...