Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Boo-tay


Every New Picture of Trayvon Martin Just Makes Things Worse



Best of Kaptain Krude
"Karen, you don't need no make-up. You already chalk-faced enough!"

Best of Submariner
If she was wearing a chastity belt, would it be ok to shoot him for trying to break and enter a gated community?


What? Too soon?

Best of Passionate Conservative
Nancy was amazed that Charles fit the whole can of Iced tea in...

Best of prince of leaves
The fact that it was sloppily written like all Spike Lee jointz didn't stop schoolboards across the country from instituting annual Trayvon Martin passion plays.

Best of metalgarth
Interracial Second Rate Porn Fail

Best of Dr. Doom
That awkward moment when Shayla realized this wasn't really an audition for Glee...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Obamalama treasured this picture from his high school yearbook. It would be the last time he'd get that close to a white female butt unless he used the subway.

20 comments:

Double the U said...

For some reason I remember a different final act of Romeo and Juliet.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Karen, you don't need no make-up. You already chalk-faced enough!"


The fresh-popped popcorn from the audience full of Dawns turned out to be their heads a-splodin'.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Is that your daddy in the front row with a shotgun? Boy, that would be ironic, wouldn't it?"

ILIKECHEESE said...

HONEY GRAB MY MAGNUM! I MUST DEFEND MYSELF AND THIS WHITE GIRL FROM HIS PESKY BLACKNESS AND HIS FRIGHTENING SKITTLES!

Submariner said...

Sorry to dissapoint you, babe, but that's my thigh...

Submariner said...

OJA

Peach. I think I'll paint the ceiling peach...

Submariner said...

Javon was a traditionalist: He always got down on one knee to propose exactly what he wanted to do to his date.

Submariner said...

If she was wearing a chastity belt, would it be ok to shoot him for trying to break and enter a gated community?


What? Too soon?

Submariner said...

Pardon me whilst I whip dis out!

Passionate Conservative said...

Nancy was amazed that Charles fit the whole can of Iced tea in...

Dactyl said...

Time to play "Guess Whose Laxative is About to Kick In!!"

Well somebody had to do it.

Artfldgr said...

The high school teachers version of jesus christ superstar wasnt what the parents expected...

prince of leaves said...

"Why would we worry about Mehgynn's reputation?" asked her puzzled parents. "It's glee club, and the boy is wearing leg-warmers."

prince of leaves said...

The fact that it was sloppily written like all Spike Lee jointz didn't stop schoolboards across the country from instituting annual Trayvon Martin passion plays.

metalgarth said...

Interracial Second Rate Porn Fail

Dr. Doom said...

That awkward moment when Shayla realized this wasn't really an audition for Glee...

Submariner said...

Her thawt bubble; "Must only be half-black; the wrong half."

Spin said...

LOOK NAGGAS, no hands!

Spin said...

Her thawt bubble; "If this were chrades your bread box sized item would need my yeast"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Tyrone's 1-line part in the parody was mercifully short but he still felt as foolish as he sounded, singing "And I's comes from Alabama wit a Bettyjo on mah knee."

-OR-

EPIHANY
As the audience booed and walked out of the auditorium, it suddenly dawned on Leeroy that the school's politically correct liberals were using him as a tool in their artifical ebony and ivory propaganda, and that is wasn't working.

-OR-

Obamalama treasured this picture from his high school yearbook. It would be the last time he'd get that close to a white female butt unless he used the subway.

-OR-

Republican Sex Education:
The Missionary Position. Fully clothed, hands-free.