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Davey Jones hit the jackpot in the afterlife.
I see M'chel is off on another fancy beach vacation...ATDHE
I see Sandra Fluke is quite exhausted from her Congressional testimony. So exhausted that she took four friends on spring break to exercise her reproductive freedom...
Another Haitian makes it ashore, posing with some babes before blending in with the Miami City population.-OR-"Yes we have no bananas, we have no bananas today" The misguided PETA triplets were pleased with themselves, what with saving a lab chimp and releasing him into the wilds of Newport Beach.-OR-David Attenborough whispers: Despite some idiotic pseudoscientists' ravings, monkey DNA is about 98.5% genetically identical to human DNA. So, it comes as no surprise to see this one instinctively grab a nice handful of boob while they're in reach.
Derrick Bell? Ain't he the black Rush Limbaugh? Critical Race Theory, Creationism, they're both a bunch of bull. I have opposable thumbs, too, but do you hear me whining because the Great Apes' glass ceiling oppressed me into choosing between lab monkey and organ grinder's assistant? -OR-Hey girls, you going to give me some loving or will this end up being another do-it-myself night?
looks like it's Bedtime for Bonzo!!
ORA?"Caesar... is... home."
Mr. Bongo demonstrates that he really isn't all that far down the evolutionary ladder after all...
You got to give the hairy guy his dues..... They are all on their knees, no?- Oiao
"Take your hands off of my you damned filthy ape"
The girls of Lambda Lambda Lambda
Ray Bradbury was very pleased with his new incarnation. He had a lot to catch up with.
Wardrobe Malfunction in 3... 2... 1
Is the gal on the holding a control device for the chimp or is she about to peasure herself on the beach? Just askin...
Guess which of these primates got the first round of their March Madness bracket perfect and win a prize...
Good, Bonzo; now show how well you can untie knots...
ALSO getting more action than me...
Sure, let ME grab a woman's boob in public and I'm a pervert, just because she's 1/3rd my age. But let a CHIMP do it, and suddenly it's all cute and everything.
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