Thursday, March 15, 2012

Beach Blanket Bonzo

18 comments:

metalgarth said...

Davey Jones hit the jackpot in the afterlife.

GregMan said...

I see M'chel is off on another fancy beach vacation...

ATDHE

jj said...

I see Sandra Fluke is quite exhausted from her Congressional testimony. So exhausted that she took four friends on spring break to exercise her reproductive freedom...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Another Haitian makes it ashore, posing with some babes before blending in with the Miami City population.

-OR-

"Yes we have no bananas, we have no bananas today"
The misguided PETA triplets were pleased with themselves, what with saving a lab chimp and releasing him into the wilds of Newport Beach.

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David Attenborough whispers:
Despite some idiotic pseudoscientists' ravings, monkey DNA is about 98.5% genetically identical to human DNA. So, it comes as no surprise to see this one instinctively grab a nice handful of boob while they're in reach.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Derrick Bell? Ain't he the black Rush Limbaugh? Critical Race Theory, Creationism, they're both a bunch of bull. I have opposable thumbs, too, but do you hear me whining because the Great Apes' glass ceiling oppressed me into choosing between lab monkey and organ grinder's assistant?

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Hey girls, you going to give me some loving or will this end up being another do-it-myself night?

blue said...

looks like it's Bedtime for Bonzo!!

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA?

"Caesar... is... home."

Dr. Doom said...

Mr. Bongo demonstrates that he really isn't all that far down the evolutionary ladder after all...

Anonymous said...

You got to give the hairy guy his dues..... They are all on their knees, no?

- Oiao

Spin said...

"Take your hands off of my you damned filthy ape"

Spin said...

The girls of Lambda Lambda Lambda

Kaptain Krude said...

Ray Bradbury was very pleased with his new incarnation. He had a lot to catch up with.

Submariner said...

Wardrobe Malfunction in 3... 2... 1

Submariner said...

Is the gal on the holding a control device for the chimp or is she about to peasure herself on the beach? Just askin...

Submariner said...

Guess which of these primates got the first round of their March Madness bracket perfect and win a prize...

Submariner said...

Good, Bonzo; now show how well you can untie knots...

Steve O said...

ALSO getting more action than me...

Steve O said...

Sure, let ME grab a woman's boob in public and I'm a pervert, just because she's 1/3rd my age. But let a CHIMP do it, and suddenly it's all cute and everything.