1."I'm glad you made it home from Afghanistan, Rusty. Now, let's go home and make sweet, sweet love."
2. "Sandra and I demand free condoms." "Arf?" "Yes, ribbed, of course."
3. "And I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I--I-I-I-I-I-I... will always love Y-O-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U!"
4. "All right, Rusty, time to get... um... tutored."
5. Just another Saturday Night at the Enumclaw Motel 6.
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North American Man/Boy-Wookie Love Association headquarters.
Best of metalgarth
"My first choice was Sandra Fluke, but her standards are too high"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Hi, yes, I'd like to make a complaint. When I brought him here, I said that I didn't want him humping my leg anymore. Are you guys trying to be funny?"
Best of Kaptain Krude
OJA: "Where did you learn how to kiss like that?"
Best of Dactyl
"I SAW A MOUSE!!!"
Best of Dactyl
Wanna see Scruffy do his impression of a Marine?
Best of Rodney Dill
"Please Mitt, not the car roof."
Best of prince of leaves
ORA: sheepdog breeding on LV-426 was a messy affair.
Best of dadoctah
Lycanthropy is particularly trying when it affects one of a set of conjoined twins.
Best of Submariner
So Ang Lee finalyy decided to remake "The Shaggy Dog," eh? Bet he'll cast Jake Gyllenhaal as Wilby.
Best of GregMan
"Me ruff you rong time."
Best of Dr. Doom
"Yes, I am here to inquire about the add you posted", explained Bob, "rover here is interested in a writing career..."
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North American Man/Boy-Wookie Love Association headquarters.
"My first choice was Sandra Fluke, but her standards are too high"
"Hi, yes, I'd like to make a complaint. When I brought him here, I said that I didn't want him humping my leg anymore. Are you guys trying to be funny?"
OJA: "Where did you learn how to kiss like that?"
"Yes, I agree, that was a mighty loud backfire. Now, do you mind?"
I gotta admit, Chaz Bono is looking a lot better.
"I SAW A MOUSE!!!"
Wanna see Scruffy do his impression of a Marine?
By the power vested in me by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, I now pronounce you.......
arf
"Ri rate riders"
(I hate spiders)
"Please Mitt, not the car roof."
ORA: sheepdog breeding on LV-426 was a messy affair.
Wow!!! This is a very big dog!!!
Lycanthropy is particularly trying when it affects one of a set of conjoined twins.
Dog Walking = FAIL
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Fido didn't feel at all ashamed for exploiting Tim for being pussy-whipped. He just thought it rather ironic.
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I'm sorry sir, just because he's only 4 doesn't entitle you to the Happy Meal discount.
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Let me get this straight... you expect me to give you the "family" price for a room because she's only 4, but you don't expect me to report you for sleeping with a minor?
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Pavlovian Beer Goggles. Princess quickly learned she could get dates by sitting outside bars at closing time.
So Ang Lee finalyy decided to remake "The Shaggy Dog," eh? Bet he'll cast Jake Gyllenhaal as Wilby.
"Me ruff you long time."
I suppose now we're gonna be expected to pay for Sandra Fluke's flea shampoo now, too.
Hey Washington... We told you this would happen if you allowed gays to marry!
What some dogs will do for Scooby Snacks...
Obedience School? Tutored1?
That's ok then; I thought you said sotheing a bit different...
"Yes, I am here to inquire about the add you posted", explained Bob, "rover here is interested in a writing career..."
The problem? Yes, well my dog seems to be stuck to my, um, look, can we just get in to see the vet please?
Sometimes "man's best friend" gets taken a bit too literally.
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