Tuesday, March 06, 2012

At Least It's Not a Hyena


1."I'm glad you made it home from Afghanistan, Rusty. Now, let's go home and make sweet, sweet love."

2. "Sandra and I demand free condoms." "Arf?" "Yes, ribbed, of course."

3. "And I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I--I-I-I-I-I-I... will always love Y-O-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U!"

4. "All right, Rusty, time to get... um... tutored."

5. Just another Saturday Night at the Enumclaw Motel 6.

Best of metalgarth
North American Man/Boy-Wookie Love Association headquarters.

Best of metalgarth
"My first choice was Sandra Fluke, but her standards are too high"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Hi, yes, I'd like to make a complaint. When I brought him here, I said that I didn't want him humping my leg anymore. Are you guys trying to be funny?"

Best of Kaptain Krude
OJA: "Where did you learn how to kiss like that?"

Best of Dactyl
"I SAW A MOUSE!!!"

Best of Dactyl
Wanna see Scruffy do his impression of a Marine?

Best of Rodney Dill
"Please Mitt, not the car roof."

Best of prince of leaves
ORA: sheepdog breeding on LV-426 was a messy affair.

Best of dadoctah
Lycanthropy is particularly trying when it affects one of a set of conjoined twins.

Best of Submariner
So Ang Lee finalyy decided to remake "The Shaggy Dog," eh? Bet he'll cast Jake Gyllenhaal as Wilby.

Best of GregMan
"Me ruff you rong time."

Best of Dr. Doom
"Yes, I am here to inquire about the add you posted", explained Bob, "rover here is interested in a writing career..."

24 comments:

metalgarth said...

North American Man/Boy-Wookie Love Association headquarters.

metalgarth said...

"My first choice was Sandra Fluke, but her standards are too high"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hi, yes, I'd like to make a complaint. When I brought him here, I said that I didn't want him humping my leg anymore. Are you guys trying to be funny?"

Kaptain Krude said...

OJA: "Where did you learn how to kiss like that?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Yes, I agree, that was a mighty loud backfire. Now, do you mind?"

Kaptain Krude said...

I gotta admit, Chaz Bono is looking a lot better.

Dactyl said...

"I SAW A MOUSE!!!"

Dactyl said...

Wanna see Scruffy do his impression of a Marine?

Anonymous said...

By the power vested in me by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, I now pronounce you.......



arf

Rodney Dill said...

"Ri rate riders"
(I hate spiders)

Rodney Dill said...

"Please Mitt, not the car roof."

prince of leaves said...

ORA: sheepdog breeding on LV-426 was a messy affair.

writing career said...

Wow!!! This is a very big dog!!!

dadoctah said...

Lycanthropy is particularly trying when it affects one of a set of conjoined twins.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dog Walking = FAIL

-OR-

Fido didn't feel at all ashamed for exploiting Tim for being pussy-whipped. He just thought it rather ironic.

-OR-

I'm sorry sir, just because he's only 4 doesn't entitle you to the Happy Meal discount.

-OR-

Let me get this straight... you expect me to give you the "family" price for a room because she's only 4, but you don't expect me to report you for sleeping with a minor?

-OR-

Pavlovian Beer Goggles. Princess quickly learned she could get dates by sitting outside bars at closing time.

Submariner said...

So Ang Lee finalyy decided to remake "The Shaggy Dog," eh? Bet he'll cast Jake Gyllenhaal as Wilby.

GregMan said...

"Me ruff you long time."

GregMan said...

I suppose now we're gonna be expected to pay for Sandra Fluke's flea shampoo now, too.

sonicfrog said...

Hey Washington... We told you this would happen if you allowed gays to marry!

Submariner said...

What some dogs will do for Scooby Snacks...

Submariner said...

Obedience School? Tutored1?
That's ok then; I thought you said sotheing a bit different...

Dr. Doom said...

"Yes, I am here to inquire about the add you posted", explained Bob, "rover here is interested in a writing career..."

Steve O said...

The problem? Yes, well my dog seems to be stuck to my, um, look, can we just get in to see the vet please?

Steve O said...

Sometimes "man's best friend" gets taken a bit too literally.