Wednesday, March 07, 2012

Armed and Dangerous


1. Ana was mad as hell, and vowed she wasn't going to pay for her contraceptives ever again.

2. "Shoe sale at DSW, no one is standing between me and those red f--k me pumps."

3. With the recession dragging into its fourth year, HR officers become more creative at reducing headcount.

4. "Damn right my daughter will be on the cheerleading team this year." A Texas mom prepares to take out the competition.

5. That's no way to kill roaches.... but, hey, don't let me stop you.

Best of Spineless Vertebrae
Lucy warned Starbucks that she gets extremely cranky when she doesn't get her latte within a minute of ordering it.

Best of jj
Sarah, just say something. Then when that dork Olbermann pops his head up, I've got 'em...

Best of champaignken
This is what happens to Asian kids who get B's in school.

Best of dadoctah
"Okay, cue the giant robot, and let's see some tentacles in here people!"

Best of Submariner
.308 Savage 548
Box of CoreLokt ammo $21.95
Fancy black and white urban assault hunting outfit with stockings and garter belt: PRICELESS!

Best of metalgarth
Ask me again to do your laundry. I dare you.

Best of Spin
Go on, let me hear you say "me love you long time" just once more roundeye.

Best of mega
MUCH better than BDU's. Good call, Panetta!!

Best of Submariner
Word to the wise;
The Dept of Agriculture takes raw milk violations serious!

Best of GregMan
Some Mama Grizzlies did not take HBO's phony "Game Change" movie at all well.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Oh I'll make him a sandwich alright", thought Mona, "Bubba on rye coming right up..."

Best of Steve O
Some office environments are more competitive than others.

22 comments:

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Lucy warned Starbucks that she gets extremely cranky when she doesn't get her latte within a minute of ordering it.

jj said...

Sarah, just say something. Then when that dork Olbermann pops his head up, I've got 'em...

champaignken said...

This is what happens to Asian kids who get B's in school.

jj said...

Bill Clinton's new Secret Service detail was quite different from the last.

dadoctah said...

"Okay, cue the giant robot, and let's see some tentacles in here people!"

Submariner said...

Looks like Kim planned out her assault on the the annual basement sale at David's Bridal Shop with care and precision...

Submariner said...

Gozirrah? Hai!

Dactyl said...

Dead-eye Daphne. That's what they call me. This is the dead one.

Submariner said...

.308 Savage 548
Box of CoreLokt ammo $21.95
Fancy black and white urban assault hunting outfit with stockings and garter belt: PRICELESS!

metalgarth said...

Ask me again to do your laundry. I dare you.

Spin said...

Go on, let me hear you say "me love you long time" just once more roundeye.

abercrombie and fitch said...

Hi dear. This photo is very beautiful : ).

Carpe Phlogiston said...

IRS agents prepare to take down a fry cook for a 10-cent tax return error. Meanwhile, CPA's for fat cat bankers and Wall Street suits safely rip the nation off to the tune of BILLIONS each week.

-OR-

Looks like someone didn't find a prize in her Happy Meal.

-OR-

Secret Service agent Suzi Liu Bermbaum finally corners the rat that scurried across Obamalama's podium!
A VtheK poll reported 100% felt it was almost worth the $2 million operation just to watch her kneel.

mega said...

MUCH better than BDU's. Good call, Panetta!!

Submariner said...

Word to the wise;
The Dept of Agriculture takes raw milk violations serious!

Spin said...

Sienna's thawtbubble:

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Submariner said...

Winning the Anchor Desk spot just came a little easier for some.

Submariner said...

Miss Wonyablowme finally had enough of the name jokes...

GregMan said...

"Just give me ONE SHOT and that comment spammer's finished!"

GregMan said...

Some Mama Grizzlies did not take HBO's phony "Game Change" movie at all well.

Dr. Doom said...

"Oh I'll make him a sandwich alright", thought Mona, "Bubba on rye coming right up..."

Steve O said...

Some office environments are more competitive than others.