1. Ana was mad as hell, and vowed she wasn't going to pay for her contraceptives ever again.
2. "Shoe sale at DSW, no one is standing between me and those red f--k me pumps."
3. With the recession dragging into its fourth year, HR officers become more creative at reducing headcount.
4. "Damn right my daughter will be on the cheerleading team this year." A Texas mom prepares to take out the competition.
5. That's no way to kill roaches.... but, hey, don't let me stop you.
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Lucy warned Starbucks that she gets extremely cranky when she doesn't get her latte within a minute of ordering it.
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Sarah, just say something. Then when that dork Olbermann pops his head up, I've got 'em...
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This is what happens to Asian kids who get B's in school.
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"Okay, cue the giant robot, and let's see some tentacles in here people!"
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.308 Savage 548
Box of CoreLokt ammo $21.95
Fancy black and white urban assault hunting outfit with stockings and garter belt: PRICELESS!
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Ask me again to do your laundry. I dare you.
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Go on, let me hear you say "me love you long time" just once more roundeye.
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MUCH better than BDU's. Good call, Panetta!!
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Word to the wise;
The Dept of Agriculture takes raw milk violations serious!
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Some Mama Grizzlies did not take HBO's phony "Game Change" movie at all well.
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"Oh I'll make him a sandwich alright", thought Mona, "Bubba on rye coming right up..."
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Some office environments are more competitive than others.
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Lucy warned Starbucks that she gets extremely cranky when she doesn't get her latte within a minute of ordering it.
Sarah, just say something. Then when that dork Olbermann pops his head up, I've got 'em...
This is what happens to Asian kids who get B's in school.
Bill Clinton's new Secret Service detail was quite different from the last.
"Okay, cue the giant robot, and let's see some tentacles in here people!"
Looks like Kim planned out her assault on the the annual basement sale at David's Bridal Shop with care and precision...
Gozirrah? Hai!
Dead-eye Daphne. That's what they call me. This is the dead one.
.308 Savage 548
Box of CoreLokt ammo $21.95
Fancy black and white urban assault hunting outfit with stockings and garter belt: PRICELESS!
Ask me again to do your laundry. I dare you.
Go on, let me hear you say "me love you long time" just once more roundeye.
Hi dear. This photo is very beautiful : ).
IRS agents prepare to take down a fry cook for a 10-cent tax return error. Meanwhile, CPA's for fat cat bankers and Wall Street suits safely rip the nation off to the tune of BILLIONS each week.
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Looks like someone didn't find a prize in her Happy Meal.
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Secret Service agent Suzi Liu Bermbaum finally corners the rat that scurried across Obamalama's podium!
A VtheK poll reported 100% felt it was almost worth the $2 million operation just to watch her kneel.
MUCH better than BDU's. Good call, Panetta!!
Word to the wise;
The Dept of Agriculture takes raw milk violations serious!
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Winning the Anchor Desk spot just came a little easier for some.
Miss Wonyablowme finally had enough of the name jokes...
"Just give me ONE SHOT and that comment spammer's finished!"
Some Mama Grizzlies did not take HBO's phony "Game Change" movie at all well.
"Oh I'll make him a sandwich alright", thought Mona, "Bubba on rye coming right up..."
Some office environments are more competitive than others.
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