Sunday, March 04, 2012

And Another

17 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

The DNC decided to change its mascot from the donkey to the horse's a$$. The Obama Campaign immediately adopted the change in their latest campaign literature...

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

I am the walrus!

Kaptain Krude said...

I wondered where my last pair of socks went to, and hey! take them out of the front of your trunks! Now I've got to wash them all over again!

Mr Hankey said...

Plans are leaked from the DNC's plans to outdo that stadium rally from '08.

prince of leaves said...

Frank Marshall Davis would be proud.

prince of leaves said...

With a loud "kawoosh!", Stargate Command activated the Chappa'ai hidden behind Obama, at the exact moment he revealed himself to be a Goa'uld system lord.

prince of leaves said...

A still from the pivotal scene of Frank Miller's sequel "The 535".

Carpe Phlogiston said...

@Kaptain Krude - You'd really wear them again?


Presenting the DNC circus ringleader, er ringmaster.... OBAMALAMA!

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How do y'all like it? M'Chel got it for my birthday, not that any of us actually knows when my birthday really is.

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Mr. T., eat your heart out.

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Thawtbubble: Don't let them see you sweat. Sure it's a bluff, but the electorate is pretty damned stupid.

dadoctah said...

The night Dancing With The Stars jumped the biggest shark ever.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Black Liberace

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OMFG, why didn't someone tell me Ft. Knox had all this GOLD?? Why, I'll bet there's enough here to balance the national debt. Agent Quimby, get Geithner's ass down here pronto!

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In Biden's Dreams
Auctioneer: Aww c'mon, won't somebody bid even a quid for this grinning organ grinder's assistant?

Submariner said...

It's amazing what M'Chel can do with left over scraps of the curtains...

Submariner said...

O-O-O! bamalama where the tax comes acompanied by pain...

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nice joke!

Rodney Dill said...

King Jerkxes

Rodney Dill said...

The 300 (apologies), with Rush Limbaugh as King Leonides.

Rodney Dill said...

This is Party!

Rodney Dill said...

"What? Me worry?"