Monday, March 26, 2012
1. "Oh, yeah, that fart was especially piquant."
2. "... And if my president were a smug, self-satisfied communist asshole, he'd look like this."
3. That Keith Ellison has some primo sh-t. A few tokes off that and, hell, I believe the Nazis bombed Pearl Harbor.
4. Obama always blushed whenever he opened the new box of erotically shaped chocolates from Chris Matthews.
5. Nothing sends you to a happy place quicker than a butt-plug smeared with vaseline and Xtasy.
Best of JohnS1959
"Who is a good little communist? I am! I'm a good little communist!", thought the President
Best of Submariner
Chris Mathews crosses one more item off his bucket list after his remake of the speach scene from Police Academy 1.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Chris, Soledad-- you may rise."