1. "Oh, yeah, that fart was especially piquant."
2. "... And if my president were a smug, self-satisfied communist asshole, he'd look like this."
3. That Keith Ellison has some primo sh-t. A few tokes off that and, hell, I believe the Nazis bombed Pearl Harbor.
4. Obama always blushed whenever he opened the new box of erotically shaped chocolates from Chris Matthews.
5. Nothing sends you to a happy place quicker than a butt-plug smeared with vaseline and Xtasy.
Best of JohnS1959
"Who is a good little communist? I am! I'm a good little communist!", thought the President
Best of Submariner
Chris Mathews crosses one more item off his bucket list after his remake of the speach scene from Police Academy 1.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Chris, Soledad-- you may rise."
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Yeah, I'll let Putin "do me" if he'll wait until Thanksgiving.
Thawtbubbles: That's it, just a little closer you damn podium stalking rat. I knew you'd fall for the old stinky cheese on the shoe sole trick! Chel's got a Shake & Bake recipe she be dying to try.
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Not bad, Hillary, not bad at all. Thanks for giving me a "Monica" during the commercial break.
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Biden actually thinks licking my shoes will keep him on the ticket. Well, I won't burst his bubble yet. That's a helluva nice spit shine.
Nice Positng and is really very informative.looking forward for your next post.
The President reacts after hearing the news that Pravda had endorsed his campaign...
"Who is a good little communist? I am! I'm a good little communist!", thought the President
Chris Mathews crosses one more item off his bucket list after his remake of the speach scene from Police Academy 1.
The President reacts to Hannity's assertion that he single-handedly was destroying America.
It was nothing, Comrade...
ORA: "The royal penis is clean, Your Highness."
"Chris, Soledad-- you may rise."
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