Monday, March 26, 2012

Smug Alert


1. "Oh, yeah, that fart was especially piquant."

2. "... And if my president were a smug, self-satisfied communist asshole, he'd look like this."

3. That Keith Ellison has some primo sh-t. A few tokes off that and, hell, I believe the Nazis bombed Pearl Harbor. 


4. Obama always blushed whenever he opened the new box of erotically shaped chocolates from Chris Matthews.

5. Nothing sends you to a happy place quicker than a butt-plug smeared with vaseline and Xtasy.


Best of JohnS1959
"Who is a good little communist? I am! I'm a good little communist!", thought the President

Best of Submariner
Chris Mathews crosses one more item off his bucket list after his remake of the speach scene from Police Academy 1.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Chris, Soledad-- you may rise."

10 comments:

Spin said...

Yeah, I'll let Putin "do me" if he'll wait until Thanksgiving.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtbubbles: That's it, just a little closer you damn podium stalking rat. I knew you'd fall for the old stinky cheese on the shoe sole trick! Chel's got a Shake & Bake recipe she be dying to try.

-OR-

Not bad, Hillary, not bad at all. Thanks for giving me a "Monica" during the commercial break.

-OR-

Biden actually thinks licking my shoes will keep him on the ticket. Well, I won't burst his bubble yet. That's a helluva nice spit shine.

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JohnS1959 said...

The President reacts after hearing the news that Pravda had endorsed his campaign...

JohnS1959 said...

"Who is a good little communist? I am! I'm a good little communist!", thought the President

Submariner said...

Chris Mathews crosses one more item off his bucket list after his remake of the speach scene from Police Academy 1.

Submariner said...

The President reacts to Hannity's assertion that he single-handedly was destroying America.

Submariner said...

It was nothing, Comrade...

Jack Reacher said...

ORA: "The royal penis is clean, Your Highness."

Jack Reacher said...

"Chris, Soledad-- you may rise."