Friday, February 24, 2012

Yay. Go Team.


1. The Sequel to "Mystery Men" was even worse than the original.

2. Unfortunately, the school administration had no idea what the word entailed when they initiated "Cosplay Night"

3. The sheriff's department sent a few deputies over to the school to make sure the Primary Colors Club didn't get into another rumble with the Grayscale Gang.

4. The basketball coach chuckled quietly that the schoolgirls needed entire capes to communicate what he could get across with a colored handkerchief in his back pocket.

5. "I wish the basketball team would wrap up this silly game so we could begin our Erotic Catfight Competition."

Best of blue
Amherst has male students???

Best of Submariner
Amherst coeds were dissappointed when they found out that the flyers meant it was the basketbal team that would be blown out by Michigan rather than them doing the same to Hugh Jackman...

Best of prince of leaves
"What do we want? Apathy! When do we want it? Eh...whenever."

Best of Spin
Scott Pilgrim Saves Amherst

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Uhh - aren't those A's all supposed to be the color scarlet?

Best of Dr. Doom
Not even the combined power of the Super Nerd League could prevent the rout when Amherst played Kentucky...

Best of Spineless Vertebra
The Powerpuff Girls... you're doing it... close enough, I guess.

Best of blue
girl in yellow: "12 sure doesn't reflect his actual size, if you know what I mean!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Krutcher (guy in black hoodie) thought he'd be the center of attention at his Junior High reunion, but the kids couldn't take their eyes off Charlie Sheen who was hanging from the rafters throwing feces at Ashton.

Best of metalgarth
Who watches the watchmen while their watching basketball?

16 comments:

blue said...

Amherst has male students???

Submariner said...

Amherst coeds were dissappointed when they found out that the flyers meant it was the basketbal team that would be blown out by Michigan rather than them doing the same to Hugh Jackman...

prince of leaves said...

"What do we want? Apathy! When do we want it? Eh...whenever."

prince of leaves said...

Eight women with 56 simultaneous dagger-laden thoughtbubbles: "Bitch stole my costume idea."

Spin said...

Scott Pilgrim Saves Amherst

Double the U said...

The Amherst cheerleaders were mocked horrible at regionals.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Uhh - aren't those A's all supposed to be the color scarlet?

Dr. Doom said...

Not even the combined power of the Super Nerd League could prevent the route when Amherst played Kentucky...

Spineless Vertebra said...

The Powerpuff Girls... you're doing it... close enough, I guess.

blue said...

girl in yellow: "12 sure doesn't reflect his actual size, if you know what I mean!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Krutcher (guy in black hoodie) thought he'd be the center of attention at his Junior High reunion, but the kids couldn't take their eyes off Charlie Sheen who was hanging from the rafters throwing feces at Ashton.

-OR-

Despite very vocal protests, the Bayview Jr. High team was not tested for steroids after their coach explained that they were just big for their age.

dadoctah said...

I can't wait to hear the oath that goes with recharging their power rings....

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"HEY!" yelled the angry 50-foot feminist, "My eyes are up here!"

blue said...

The girls who joined African Americans for Obama misunderstood the concept

metalgarth said...

Who watches the watchmen while their watching basketball?

http://thesistown.com/ said...

Ahaha they are funny!!))))))))))