Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Why Rick Santorum wants to bring back, Don't Ask, Don't Tell


1."Hey, that's not an Irish Woodcock. Who's been messing with my Ornithology book?"

2. With careful camouflage, it is possible to get around annoying restraining order.

3. Barney Frank made a note to have a hedge maze installed at the next practical interval.

4. Eric Stoltz's early porn movie roles were only slightly less embarrassing than Caprica

5. New poster for the new gay-friendly, environment-friendly, ginger-friendly Army.

Best of metalgarth
Will Ang Lee's remake of 'Rambo' be known as 'Ramrod' or 'Rambutt'?

Best of Rodney Dill
Butt-Closures now come in nifty Camouflage patterns.

Best of dadoctah
Today's Pinal County Sheriff's department wants to join *you*!

Best of Dr. Doom
Penn State recruiting posters have evolved over the years...

Best of Dactyl
In the later seasons of Happy Days, Richie Cunningham and Ralph Malph are drafted and slated for a tour in Vietnam. Richie tried to get out of it.

Best of Spineless Vertebrae
Todd tried his best to camouflage his sexiness from the ladies. What he didn't realize was him being a ginger already achieved that.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Nope, Phil, I can still see you. Perhaps your total lack of body hair is the problem."

Best of Submariner
Ron Weasley; Soldier of Fortune

20 comments:

metalgarth said...

Will Ang Lee's remake of 'Rambo' be known as 'Ramrod' or 'Rambutt'?

Rodney Dill said...

With pending military cuts the Navy ready's their cost effective terrorist fighting force - Purple Nurple Team Six

Rodney Dill said...

Butt-Closures now come in nifty Camouflage patterns.

dadoctah said...

Today's Pinal County Sheriff's department wants to join *you*!

Mr Hankey said...

Obama's troop counts this guy as four soldiers - seeing as he's in the bush.

jj said...

With all of the budget cuts at the White House, auditions for the White House Christmas tree were held early this year. Now where to hang that obama ornament?

sonicfrog said...

Young Al Gore, the Army years.

Dr. Doom said...

Penn State recruiting posters have evolved over the years...

Robert said...

Camo at Sully's. FAIL!

Dactyl said...

In the later seasons of Happy Days, Richie Cunningham and Ralph Malph are drafted and slated for a tour in Vietnam. Richie tried to get out of it.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In 1967, Sean showed up at the draft board dressed like that and singing "I'm a Little Teapot" expecting to get a deferment. In 1968, he was in a foxhole in Nam still wondering what went wrong with his plan.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Todd tried his best to camouflage his sexiness from the ladies. What he didn't realize was him being a ginger already achieved that.

Jack Reacher said...

"Nope, Phil, I can still see you. Perhaps your total lack of body hair is the problem."

Jack Reacher said...

Obama-era military: 'ow to say "Regiment."

Jack Reacher said...

I see AOM's landscaping has arrived.

Submariner said...

"...reminiscent of Ginger Khan..."

Submariner said...

NINJA: Epic Fail

Submariner said...

Ron Weasley; Soldier of Fortune

BananaRepublican said...

AoM does seem to prefer them with a little bush.

Anonymous said...

You knew it was coming with the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell, as the military salutes Robert Mapplethorpe's combat phogtography.

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