Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Why Rick Santorum wants to bring back, Don't Ask, Don't Tell
1."Hey, that's not an Irish Woodcock. Who's been messing with my Ornithology book?"
2. With careful camouflage, it is possible to get around annoying restraining order.
3. Barney Frank made a note to have a hedge maze installed at the next practical interval.
4. Eric Stoltz's early porn movie roles were only slightly less embarrassing than Caprica.
5. New poster for the new gay-friendly, environment-friendly, ginger-friendly Army.
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Will Ang Lee's remake of 'Rambo' be known as 'Ramrod' or 'Rambutt'?
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Butt-Closures now come in nifty Camouflage patterns.
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Today's Pinal County Sheriff's department wants to join *you*!
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Penn State recruiting posters have evolved over the years...
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In the later seasons of Happy Days, Richie Cunningham and Ralph Malph are drafted and slated for a tour in Vietnam. Richie tried to get out of it.
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Todd tried his best to camouflage his sexiness from the ladies. What he didn't realize was him being a ginger already achieved that.
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"Nope, Phil, I can still see you. Perhaps your total lack of body hair is the problem."
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Ron Weasley; Soldier of Fortune
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Will Ang Lee's remake of 'Rambo' be known as 'Ramrod' or 'Rambutt'?
With pending military cuts the Navy ready's their cost effective terrorist fighting force - Purple Nurple Team Six
Butt-Closures now come in nifty Camouflage patterns.
Today's Pinal County Sheriff's department wants to join *you*!
Obama's troop counts this guy as four soldiers - seeing as he's in the bush.
With all of the budget cuts at the White House, auditions for the White House Christmas tree were held early this year. Now where to hang that obama ornament?
Young Al Gore, the Army years.
Penn State recruiting posters have evolved over the years...
Camo at Sully's. FAIL!
In the later seasons of Happy Days, Richie Cunningham and Ralph Malph are drafted and slated for a tour in Vietnam. Richie tried to get out of it.
In 1967, Sean showed up at the draft board dressed like that and singing "I'm a Little Teapot" expecting to get a deferment. In 1968, he was in a foxhole in Nam still wondering what went wrong with his plan.
Todd tried his best to camouflage his sexiness from the ladies. What he didn't realize was him being a ginger already achieved that.
"Nope, Phil, I can still see you. Perhaps your total lack of body hair is the problem."
Obama-era military: 'ow to say "Regiment."
I see AOM's landscaping has arrived.
"...reminiscent of Ginger Khan..."
NINJA: Epic Fail
Ron Weasley; Soldier of Fortune
AoM does seem to prefer them with a little bush.
You knew it was coming with the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell, as the military salutes Robert Mapplethorpe's combat phogtography.
Vinneh
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