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Monday, February 06, 2012
Who Said She's Angry?
OMG, h1. "That g'agH is barely moving. Rip out the cook's heart at once!"
2."Well, no, Mrs. Obama, I don't know who the f-ck ate all the mother-f-ckin' french fries."
3. Ever since appearing on Ellen DeGeneres, the smell of fish sticks makes M'Chel queasy.
4. "Tater Tots are 'The White Man's French Fries?' Wow! I learn something new every Black History Month."
5. "OMG" thought little Selina. "She really does have the fashion sense of a color-blind lesbian lumberjack."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Don't butt in line? Kid, I'm not butting in line, the line always forms behind ME. Get in line and STFU.
Best of Rodney Dill
"...but Monday is always Haggis day."
Threadwinner of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Yes Ma'am, the school cafeteria line is merely a series of items nobody wants but from which we are forced to choose. Kind of like your husband's failed administration."
Best of Double the U
Yes Mrs Obama, this what we little people eat. It wasn't until she turned fifteen did Isabella realize "little people" didn't mean children.
Best of metalgarth
Whaddya mean by "they ain't got no eatin' shovels here"
Best of curly
M’chell teaches the 3 R’s: Racism, Reparations, and Ramadan.
Best of Censors Hip
"What? No $81 Kobe beef?"
Best of Jack Reacher
"The warming trays are powered by Solyndra, Ma'am. So the food won't be, well, warm."
Best of Whacko
The poor child didn't realize until too late that the worst place to stand was between the Bitter Half and her food supply.
Best of jimmy
"Mrs. Obama, when I grow up I want to have huge man-hands like yours!"
Best of Rodney Dill
Don't make me constipated... You won't like me when I constipated.
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Thawtbubble: Dangit, they're all out of cornrats on a stick.
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Don't butt in line? Kid, I'm not butting in line, the line always forms behind ME. Get in line and STFU.
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David Attenborough whispers: I believe the herd's matriarch is about to ask for the aptly named doggybag.
Michelle: "It's all green? Beef ain't s'posed to be green."
"Want some of my drunken gummies Michelle?"
"...but Monday is always Haggis day."
"Yes Ma'am, the school cafeteria line is merely a series of items nobody wants but from which we are forced to choose. Kind of like your husband's failed administration."
Yes Mrs Obama, this what we little people eat. It wasn't until she turned fifteen did Isabella realize "little people" didn't mean children.
Whaddya mean by "they ain't got no eatin' shovels here"
oh. We just had soylent green for lunch yesterday.
I guess I can swing by McPatterson's on the way home for a couple 20 packs of Chitlin McNuggets
“No, Ma’am. I don’t want you to open up a can of whoop ass on me.”
M’chell teaches the 3 R’s: Racism, Reparations, and Ramadan.
“Where all de white Catholic men be?”
"What? No $81 Kobe beef?"
"you chil'ns eat dis here sheeit?"
Wait a minute. This is the crap they're serving you kids? I. Am. So. Sorry.
"They told us if we like our current cafeteria, we could keep it. Then they brought in the freeze-dried vegetables and tofu."
"The warming trays are powered by Solyndra, Ma'am. So the food won't be, well, warm."
"What? No virgin's blood?"
Who took the last dumpling?
Whatever you do, kid, don't startle it.
"Are you for real Mrs. Obama? We white children don't eat intestinal byproducts.,"
Vinneh
The poor child didn't realize until too late that the worst place to stand was between the Bitter Half and her food supply.
M'Chel reacts to the realization that she has a bit of gristle left in her teeth--when all she's had is the fruited jello.
--or--
"Mrs. Obama, when I grow up I want to have huge man-hands like yours!"
"No ma'am, we don't get ribs for lunch at school anymore", explained Beth Anne sadly, "not for the past three years now..."
Girl: "It sucks to be a kid."
"No more eatin' shovels?" Amy had never seen a Klingon turn green and more muscular before, but she had never been around M'chel-Hulk before, either.
Don't make me constipated... You won't like me when I constipated.
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