Monday, February 27, 2012

This is passing around



Best of dadoctah
The little-understood dark side of tickle addiction.

Best of prince of leaves
Too late, The Count realizes he's not really cut out for playing Hangman.

Best of Spineless Vertebrae
Is this really so surprising? I mean just take the 'L' out of his name and look what you have.

Best of HLam
Sesame Streets episode showing kids the dangers of playing with blind cords was a little too realistic.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The new school principal had an edgy but surprisingly effective way of telegraphing his "Don't F*ck with Us" message to students.

Best of Mr Hankey
Elmo branches out with a role in the new movie about "INXS"

Best of Dr. Doom
Auto-erotic Asphyxiation Elmo was not nearly the commercial success of his predecessors...

Best of Rodney Dill
While Tickle Me Elmo continued to achieve much success and glory, his lesser known cousin, Bugger Me Elmo came to a sudden tragic end.

18 comments:

dadoctah said...

The little-understood dark side of tickle addiction.

Anonymous said...

This, or work for Disney......
Good Bye Cruel World

prince of leaves said...

Too late, The Count realizes he's not really cut out for playing Hangman.

prince of leaves said...

Elmo: The E! True Hollywood Story - "Tragically, the years of being forced to make videos with a man's hand up his ass eventually took their toll on the once-cheerful Elmo..."

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Is this really so surprising? I mean just take the 'L' out of his name and look what you have.

HLam said...

Sesame Streets episode showing kids the dangers of playing with blind cords was a little too realistic.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The new school principal had an edgy but surprisingly effective way of telegraphing his "Don't F*ck with Us" message to students.

-OR-

Police suspect foul play and broadcast a BOLA for a green frog and fat pig last seen hopping and waddling away from the building.

Mr Hankey said...

Not everybody was happy with their roles in the new "Muppet Movie"

Mr Hankey said...

Elmo branches out with a role in the new movie about "INXS"

jj said...

Elmo goes to meet his secret idol, Kurt Cobain. Unfortunately, Elmo could not reach the trigger of the shotgun so he had to resort to other means...

Dr. Doom said...

Auto-erotic Asphyxiation Elmo was not nearly the commercial success of his predecessors...

Mr Hankey said...

Elmo is finally well-hung

Rodney Dill said...

While Tickle Me Elmo continued to achieve much success and glory, his lesser known cousin, Bugger Me Elmo came to a sudden tragic end.

Rodney Dill said...

Rope a dope - ur doin it rong.

Rodney Dill said...

How 'bout a nice game of Tether-Tampon?

Submariner said...

Not all characters responded positively when Henson succumbed to the flu...

Submariner said...

Elmo must have just found out that Thanksgiving dinner was Big Bird...

essay topics said...

I'd said that it is a sad story....
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