Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Some Kind of Suit of Armor with a Feather Boa that Posted Early


1. Sauron would regret repealing the Orcs' "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.

2 .Lady Ga Ga, it's over. Deal with it.

3. "Sure, Mrs Obama, I can take out the hips a little. I'll just need... 3 or 4 sheets of siding."

4. Sarah Jessica Parker's Oscar gown was designed to cover up her 'trouble spots.'

5. I hate it on a Star Trek when they create a "new alien race" by throwing a new feather boa on an old alien race. 

Best of blue
The costume for Iron Man 3 left something to be desired.

Best of Double the U
GWAR has run out of ideas.

Best of mpur
Sir Mincealot

Best of prince of leaves
The Tin Woodsman eventually traced his strange new compulsions to the fact that his donor heart had come from a drag queen.

Best of metalgarth
The Knights That Say 'Ni' after DADT was repealed

Best of Dr. Doom
Altar Boy training was never boring when Monsignor Flanagan was in charge...

Best of Kaptain Krude
"I'm armored but FAAAA-bulous, thanks for asking!"

Best of Adriane
But Father, the Prince has ... one large tract of land too!

Best of Dactyl
Well I for one welcome our *FABULOUS* robot overlords.

Best of Steve O
Princess Beatrice's FIRST choice for the wedding was even more bizarre.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Tired of paparazzi filming her facial expressions and tasteless fashion sense, Hillary Clinton resorts to an "all occasions" ensemble.

22 comments:

blue said...

The costume for Iron Man 3 left something to be desired.

Double the U said...

GWAR has run out of ideas.

mpur said...

Sir Mincealot

dadoctah said...

So *that's* why Paul Babeu threatened to deport Jose!

prince of leaves said...

The Tin Woodsman eventually traced his strange new compulsions to the fact that his donor heart had come from a drag queen.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Spanish history books omit mention of the embarrassing Conqueerstador era.

-OR-

If Kilroy'd been ghey, I'm guessing a pink boa would have been his signature "been here" trademark.

metalgarth said...

The Knights That Say 'Ni' after DADT was repealed

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Altar Boy training was never boring when Monsignor Flanagan was in charge...

Kaptain Krude said...

"I'm armored but FAAAA-bulous, thanks for asking!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Fern bar bouncer uniform.
Hey, they bruise easily.

Adriane said...

But Father, the Prince has ... one large tract of land too!

Spin said...

Sir Ghey was not from India

Submariner said...

Something tells me this one doesn't use "fine Corinthian leather" for car seats...

Submariner said...

This is Amun Rha Rha, the Egyptian god of WTF?

Submariner said...

But NObody expects the Inquisition!

Submariner said...

Et tu, Bruce-us?

Steve O said...

How to tell the boy orcs from the girl orcs.

Dactyl said...

Well I for one welcome our *FABULOUS* robot overlords.

Steve O said...

Princess Beatrice's FIRST choice for the wedding was even more bizarre.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Tired of paparazzi filming her facial expressions and tasteless fashion sense, Hillary Clinton resorts to an "all occasions" ensemble.

free essay said...

Glam!