Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Some Kind of Suit of Armor with a Feather Boa that Posted Early
1. Sauron would regret repealing the Orcs' "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.
2 .Lady Ga Ga, it's over. Deal with it.
3. "Sure, Mrs Obama, I can take out the hips a little. I'll just need... 3 or 4 sheets of siding."
4. Sarah Jessica Parker's Oscar gown was designed to cover up her 'trouble spots.'
5. I hate it on a Star Trek when they create a "new alien race" by throwing a new feather boa on an old alien race.
Best of blue
The costume for Iron Man 3 left something to be desired.
Best of Double the U
GWAR has run out of ideas.
Best of mpur
Best of prince of leaves
The Tin Woodsman eventually traced his strange new compulsions to the fact that his donor heart had come from a drag queen.
Best of metalgarth
The Knights That Say 'Ni' after DADT was repealed
Best of Dr. Doom
Altar Boy training was never boring when Monsignor Flanagan was in charge...
Best of Kaptain Krude
"I'm armored but FAAAA-bulous, thanks for asking!"
Best of Adriane
But Father, the Prince has ... one large tract of land too!
Best of Dactyl
Well I for one welcome our *FABULOUS* robot overlords.
Best of Steve O
Princess Beatrice's FIRST choice for the wedding was even more bizarre.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Tired of paparazzi filming her facial expressions and tasteless fashion sense, Hillary Clinton resorts to an "all occasions" ensemble.