1. Aretha Franklin was all set for Obama's second inaugural.
2. I see the White House is hosting another 'Alice in Wonderland' party.
3. M'Chel's fashion sense just gets worse and worse.
4. Hawaii 5-0 was a big hit, so why not bring back Starsky and Hutch? The line for Huggy Bear auditions forms to the left.
5. As the Republicans imploded, the amount of swagger in the SCOAMF 2012 campaign became ridiculous.
Best of blue
M'Chel thought the hat would distract prole from looking at her butt.....
Best of Shayne
Does my hat make my FLOTUS' ass look big?
Best of prince of leaves
Prince launches yet another desperate bid for attention and relevance.
Threadwinner: Rodney Dill
New summer blockbuster - Weekend at Whitney's
Best of Kaptain Krude
Not just the couch, but the pillows and blankets, as well? Damn you, Mrs. Obama, damn you!!!!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
When Mel Brooks was asked to comment on BET's version of Spaceballs he wept and said, "It's so wrong on so many levels."
Best of Dactyl
This is what happens when you leave your runway models in the dryer too long.
Best of metalgarth
Hey Shaniquewa, watch me pull a big ass rabbit outta my hat!
Best of Mr Hankey
Announcing "The Curious George Collection"