Friday, February 24, 2012

Stylin' in da Hood

Brender


1. Aretha Franklin was all set for Obama's second inaugural.

2. I see the White House is hosting another 'Alice in Wonderland' party.

3. M'Chel's fashion sense just gets worse and worse. 

4. Hawaii 5-0 was a big hit, so why not bring back Starsky and Hutch? The line for Huggy Bear auditions forms to the left.

5. As the Republicans imploded, the amount of swagger in the SCOAMF 2012 campaign became ridiculous.

Best of blue
M'Chel thought the hat would distract prole from looking at her butt.....

Best of Shayne
Does my hat make my FLOTUS' ass look big?

Best of prince of leaves
Prince launches yet another desperate bid for attention and relevance.

Threadwinner: Rodney Dill
New summer blockbuster - Weekend at Whitney's

(too soon?)

Best of Kaptain Krude
Not just the couch, but the pillows and blankets, as well? Damn you, Mrs. Obama, damn you!!!!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
When Mel Brooks was asked to comment on BET's version of Spaceballs he wept and said, "It's so wrong on so many levels."

Best of Dactyl
This is what happens when you leave your runway models in the dryer too long.

Best of metalgarth
Hey Shaniquewa, watch me pull a big ass rabbit outta my hat!

Best of Mr Hankey
Announcing "The Curious George Collection"

19 comments:

blue said...

M'Chel thought the hat would distract prole from looking at her butt.....

Anonymous said...

"Some Mormon kid just paid me $200 so some hos could work his cheerleader fantasy."

Double the U said...

I think it looks good but I have always enjoyed a little head.

Shayne said...

Does my hat make my FLOTUS' ass look big?

Anonymous said...

Big Pimpin' B -otch

Submariner said...

ORA

Devin Hester; You are ridiculous!

prince of leaves said...

Prince launches yet another desperate bid for attention and relevance.

Spin said...

Things not to wear to a bris

Dr. Doom said...

Dazzling urbanites have come a long way since the 70's...

Rodney Dill said...

New summer blockbuster - Weekend at Whitney's

(too soon?)

Kaptain Krude said...

Not just the couch, but the pillows and blankets, as well? Damn you, Mrs. Obama, damn you!!!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Q:Why did this fugly black model stagger down the fashion runway?
A:Because the designer's pointy-fin '59 cadillac convertible pimpmobile wouldn't fit on the catwalk.

-OR-

When Mel Brooks was asked to comment on BET's version of Spaceballs he wept and said, "It's so wrong on so many levels."

-OR-

The ACLU and Obamalama are both protesting Arizona's new law requiring police depts to superglue this hat to the bald heads of any MS13 member they catch doing anything.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Next on The VIEW - Your first glimpse of Obamalama's 2012 Coronation crown!

-OR-

In an attempt to recapture media attention from illegal hispanics whining about police oppression, blacks play their trump card - "style"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ralph Lauren's Homeless Shelter in a Hat drew heaps of praise until Habitat for Humanity learned they cost $27,499 apiece. Undeterred, proactive FEMA stockpiled half a million for future natural disasters.

-OR-

BP's latest high tech crude oil recapture technique involved outfitting locals with absorbent bathing caps.

Dactyl said...

This is what happens when you leave your runway models in the dryer too long.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Canada's Socialist Healthcare would make her wait 6 months before removing that brain tumor. Here in the states, she can have it removed immediately... provided she has $4 million dollars in cash and signs an arbitration agreement indemnifying the hospital should the surgeon accidentally remove her feet.

metalgarth said...

Hey Shaniquewa, watch me pull a big ass rabbit outta my hat!

Mr Hankey said...

Announcing "The Curious George Collection"

http://essay-writing-service.co.uk/ said...

I'd like to have such one!